(Jeremiad) The War called Peace

She kicked and tried to scratch at me, but her strength was fading, poor, little cunt! Then suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my right shoulder, I released the cord, and for some reason pulled the gun from under my shirt; as I turned around I shot it. The glutton was struck in the chest and the "detective" stumbled back falling into the hall. I tried to put pressure to the burning hole on my shoulder but holding a gun at the same time, made it difficult, even more so because the whore was grabbing on to my leg. I wanted to shoot her dead, but I just knocked her out with the butt of the pistol, I planned to come back and do the deed, ya know, but I had to kill a couple of pigs first. Anyway, I stumbled through the door and down the hall, the fatso piggy was holding his chest falling all over, it was comical! I guess I got him good. So I started to walk over, to finish him off, but I was weak and began to staggered, when suddenly I heard a bullet scream passed my left ear, then came a barrage of them, missing me entirely. They were coming from behind, well wasn’t I surprised when I turned to see this noodle of a bean standing in a doorway, drunk as a skunk, and swaying. He had fired the round in a matter of seconds, and the dumb bastard missed! Well! I collected my strength and I walk right up to him, you see, since he had emptied his pistola, he stood there helpless, and confused. I took the moment in glee and I shot him straight in between his eyes; Bang! He went upstairs I heard? Well with the war and all; he can have it! I’ll tell ya that!

To make a long story short; I had turned to finish the glutton off, just about to slaughter the pig right? And the next thing I knew the cunt came out of nowhere and smacked me on the side of the head, with some blunt object or other! The filthy bitch! I lost my footing but still managed to slap her so hard she went flying, it was really cool! That’s when the fucken piggo shot the rest of his bullets into my chest, point blank! It tore up my heart pretty bad... Humph! Bastard!

So what brings you here?

The elevator door crept open and Hell in all it’s screaming and brimstone sizzled just outside the doors. Walter, a dark angel and Jim Jones stepped out, and into their ‘manifest destiny’; to the applause and laughter of the inmates all ready waiting.

Detective Joon paid the cab driver and entered the tavern. Alice’s face lit up and she rushed to greet him with open arms and a soft gentle kiss; moments later they both had a cup of coffee and enjoyed each others company with laughter and tenderness; which began their happy ever after.

Well, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

THE END