Life SUCKS!
My life sucks, I know it's true.
Yes, life is awful for me and you.
What makes my life so enjoyable,
Is all this bitchin' and lyin', it makes it all so livable.

My life sucks, she ruined it all.
They say I'm crazy, I'm in a room with padded walls.
They give me medicine, it really sucks!
He took all my pets, all my really pretty, blue ducks.

My life sucks, all my life.
No one believes me, not even my wife.
She said, "Goodbye," and walked out the door.
My life sucks like a big red boar!

My life sucks, so I killed myself.
You cut off my head and staked it on the shelf.
So, from now on, all I see are pretty, blue ducks.
All this happened because my life SUCKS!