Alien Invasion The Final Report

I am glad you boys came out to deal with it."

Paul replies,``Glad we could be of help, it took us less time to figure out and get a handle on this than we first thought when the nature of this alien life form became more apparent as we investigated in all three cities. I cannot rule out the possibility that these things may be in other cities, but thanks to you, the O'haras, and other detectives, we are now able to prepare our final report and will fax you each a copy as soon as it is finished. The telephone company line crews we worked with will get copies, too."

11:00 am, Jeff and Paul Hansen, ably assisted by their sister Lisa, prepare and write up the final report of on the rubber ball like alien life form that they dealt with and how they got them under control and eradicated most of the ghose bands.

Additional copies of the report would go to the managers of the department stores involved, who would prepare appropriate precautions to make sure this would not happen again. In the meantime, the surviving balls would have to be content with the pants that pairs of them wore at open manholes at night as well as remaining 'ghost bands" Chalk up another case closed for the Hansen Boys.

The End

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Amendment to Report- Patterns of Ghost Crew Activities- Written June 5,2004 amended June 8,2004.

Prevalent Patterns of Ghost Crews:

In Buffalo area; Main and Mill, Main and Union in Williamsville; dark green pants worn by pairs of alien balls and in crouching position with antennae extended upward. Kensington Avenue from Main Street to Buffalo city line, both light green and light brown pants worn by pairs of alien balls at open manholes, with chaser balls accompanying each ghost crew. Main Street from Kensington

Avenue to City Line at Bailey Avenue inclusive: both shades of green pants worn by alien rubber balls at manholes with chaser balls accompanying all ghost crews.

Drone stepvans seen at all ghost crew 'work' locations.

B. In Rochester,NY area; Genesee Street from Main Street to Elmwood Avenue/Scottsville Road a hotbed of ghost crew activities. Mostly belted, dark green pants worn by pairs of alien rubber balls here , with a few pairs of chinos worn by alien balls in some locations. Chaser balls accompanying all ghost crews.

Chili Avneue; Genesee Street to city line: mostly light green and light brown pants worn by pairs of alien balls on 'crews' along this stretch. West Avenue/Buffalo Road: dark green, black, and chinos worn by pairs of alien balls on 'crews' on this stretch. All crews seen with twin antennae extended up above waistline of each pair of pants worn by a pair of alien balls. Antennae are found to be means of telepathic communication between alien rubber balls.

Maple Heights, Ohio: a mix of dark and light green and light brown belted pants worn by pairs of alien rubber balls at most open manholes. Particularly along Lee Road from I480 interchange up to Broadway. Broadway ghost crews: light and dark green pants worn by pairs of alien balls on every ghost crew between Lee Road and Rockside Road. Libby Road: Light green pants worn by pairs of balls on ghost crews from Broadway to Rockside Road. In all cases, pants worn by pairs of alien rubber balls are cotton-twill "Dickies" Chinos, and khakis.

Hansen boys have concluded that the alien balls went for Dickies work type pants mostly, with chinos and Farahs" as the next most popular for the ghost crews.