Blood Lust

Cameron Mortice is just trying to get on with his life as best he can. His mother is dead; hes estranged from his family; hes unemployed and now hes been evicted from his Edinburgh flat with nothing to his name other than the underwear and t-shirt he slept in last night. Its time to make amends.

Before he can get home he needs to visit his girlfriend, Gillian, in Leeds to recuperate. There he meets her flatmates; Penny, Danny and Cassandra; and Nutter  an age-old vampire hunter who becomes their mentor.

That night, both he and Gillian die and then things start going from bad to worse.

Not only are vampires using the local populace to rapidly swell their insatiable ranks but their lord and master, Zorga, is leading the attack.

Penny gets abducted, Danny turns blind, Gillian turns bad, and Nutter and Cameron suffer crises of conscience and confidence.

The protagonists have to prevent themselves being turned into the undead as well as try to get close enough to Zorga to cease the spread of his evil any further than Yorkshire.

Q: How can you fight against an army of super-strength, immortal beings with no morals and no compunction about ripping your head off and sucking on the open wound?
A: High calibre, automatic weapons.

Well, if you think about it, a bullet is just a very small metal stake.

Blood Lust is a high energy comedy that takes every cliché in the vampire chronicle and gives it new life to produce a tongue-in-cheek, schlock horror, action adventure that just doesnt know when to stop.

Until it does.