What the doctor did

The man waited in anticipation while she readied these things, happily singing imaginary tunes to himself, for in his lack of logic, he could recall no proper songs.

The woman then proceeded to lead the man to the curb, which was deserted at the time. As onlookers gazed in horror, she cleanly severed the man’s head, without the least bit of protest from him.

Now, for all her logic, the woman, with her lack of vision, had not anticipated an off duty policeman being nearby. She was swiftly arrested, and after a trial, was incarcerated for many, many years.

Upon reading of this in the newspapers, the doctor who had performed these operations was shocked and horrified, but realized his own mistake, for it is a universally known fact that no human can exist without logic or imagination, for they dwell hand in hand within us all, and cannot be removed, surgically or otherwise.