The Great Harpazo Deception, The Real Story of UFOs

"Well Judah, the Shofar sounded and no Rapture?" Ann said disquietingly.

"Maybe you are all wrong and it won't happen. Maybe it will happen next year or five years from now. Maybe I will not see my husband again. Maybe..."

"Maybe, shmaybe! Ve are not talking maybe here! Yeshua himself said dat no one knows de day or de hour but de Fadder in Heaven," Rabbi Waxman said forcefully. "Rosh Hashanah is not over yet. Ve still have a couple of days. De Shofar is blown 100 times during Rosh Hashanah. It could be the ninety nint or one hundredt blast dat vill free us from dis world. Stop kvetching. You all sound like the murmurers in the desert who complained to Moshe for fortyyears."

There was a knock at the door.

"Who could that be?" Yossi asked. "Should I get it?"

"I would not," Judah answered. "It can only be one of our adversaries since all our allies are right here in this room."

The knocking turned to banging and everyone became frightened.

"It is Rabbi Klingfeldt," a voice shouted. "Open this door right now or I will break it down!"

"What do you want?" Judah yelled back as he stood in front of the door.

"I want Rabbi Waxman!"

"Why?"

"Because he is confusing the brethren!"

"What makes you say that?"

"Because they want to see him and he is hiding here with all you meshumedim! Now open this door!"

"Why should I open this door when you want to do, God knows what, to the poor Rabbi. Do you think that I am crazy? Now begone before I put a bullet in your kishkas(H.guts)!"

Rabbi Klingfeldt knocked down the door with his mind. It just fell open right off of the hinges. Judah stood there in stunned disbelief. The Rabbi walked in with his red hair flying and his eyes spinning even though the night air was perfectly calm. He gave Judah the curse of the evil eye and then moved on to Rabbi Waxman. Judah could not move. Yossi and Shmuel ran up to the crazed Kabbalist but suddenly went flying backwards into the wall. Dawn picked up a kitchen knife and tried to stab it into the Rabbi's back but she could not bring it down and it suddenly turned and stabbed her in the shoulder.

"Judah do something," Dawn yelled as she fell over with the knife sticking out of her shoulder.

Judah began to pray and called upon the Ruach Hakodesh to cover him with the armor of God. It had worked to battle AZAZEL and he hoped that it would work with the likewise evil Rabbi Klingfeldt. After all, Sha'ul said to the people at Ephesus that they should put on the full armor of God to help them stand firm against the schemes of the devil, to battle the spiritual forces of wickedness in heavenly places. This was not a battle with flesh and blood but was again spiritual warfare with the forces of the Adversary. Judah was now clothed in the full armor of God and first went over to assist his stricken wife. He pulled out the knife from her shoulder and placed the tip of his sword against the wound. The wound stopped bleeding. He then went after Rabbi Klingfeldt.

"Begone from here You demonic presence!" Judah yelled at him.

"My powers are greater than yours, Yehuda," The Rabbi replied as he stared at Judah with his evil eye. "Turn into bone!" he cursed.

Judah smiled and went right up to the Rabbi and removed his evil eyes with his Sword of the Spirit and handed them to him. The Rabbi became hysterical and ran from the house screaming obscenities in Yiddish and Hebrew.

"I guess that He that is in me is greater than He that is in the world, Rabbi Klingfeldt," Judah shouted as he opened the door for the charging Rabbi and guided him out of the house and pushed him into the street. Rabbi Klingfeldt ran down the dark street holding his eyeballs and screaming uncontrollably.

"Maybe now you will be able to really see the Truth, Rabbi!" Judah yelled after him and closed the door.

Rabbi Klingfeldt darted aimlessly down the street unable to see where he was going. He finally tripped and tumbled hard onto the cobblestones. He still held his eyes in his hands however, fearful that to lose then would forever trap him in this present darkness. Suddenly there was a bright light inside his head. Everything became illuminated and the deep despair that he had felt melted away. Standing in front of him in his mind's eye was Yeshua. The Rabbi recognized him by his nail pierced hands and he began to sob. The Lord poured out His spirit of grace and supplication on the sorcerer.

"Adonai(H.Lord), I am not worthy to be in your presence," Rabbi Klingfeldt sobbed as he got to his knees. "Why do you come to this poor, pathetic, unworthy sinner?"

"It is not those who are healthy who need a physician, but those who are sick; I did not come to call the righteous but sinners," Yeshua said. "Go my son and sin no more!"

The next morning Judah and Rabbi Waxman and the others had a breakfast of fruit and eggs. They all talked anxiously about the possibility of the Rapture happening sometime today at the blast of the Shofar.

"Do you think that it will happen during this morning's Shakarit service, Yehuda?" Yossi asked as he slurped on a sweet juicy Jaffa orange.

"I don't really know, Yossi," Judah answered. "Remember nobody knows but the Father! I do know that we need to be extra careful of those people who do not want us at the Kotel when and if it happens. They want to prevent our testimony at all costs. There were those two men at the Kotel, and Rabbi Klingfeldt even had the chutzpa (Y.nerve) to come here. Evil has no bounds or no fear so we must be prayed up."