Thursday, September 20, 2007
Ooops! Self-correction

Errata: please excuse my misspelling of Poseidon's name! Hopefully he will. I knew it was incorrect, forgot to go back and correct it! God forbid I should appear illiterate!

Posted by P.I. Barrington 2007-09-20 21:15:21

Thursday, September 20, 2007
Good, God! It gets better toward the end...keep reading

Ah, sometimes, ya' just gotta laugh. Of course some idiota has finally tried to sue the Almighty (I just know there's a story in there somewhere! And I damn well mean to find it). Which is inand of itself funny in a 'more stupid than me' kinda' way. (FYI there is no such word as stupidER. It is like the word unique. It stands alone like the proverbial cheese. You cannot be more unique. Either you are unique or you are not! It is one of my many pet peeves). I am surprised however, that this hasn't happened before, like it should have in the 1960's when people were seein' God all over the place!

In any case, it is said that God works in mysterious ways but I'd like to add one more way to His repertoire: He also works in comedy! Although I'd hate to see Him as a prop comic.

Apparently,according tothe Associated Press today, God responded with His own paper work regarding the lawsuit against Him.

John Friend, a clerk in the Douglas County District Court in Omaha, said "This one just miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was there--poof!"(Poof? Who says poof anymore?)It was signed by GOD, and--get this--St. Michael the Archangel signed as the witness!!

If you want to read the actual written response by God, you'll have to do your own digging and find the entire story yourself.

This has got to be the biggest time and energy waste by a human being this year. Vote the time waster out and putin somebody who's, oh I don't know, more good looking. If people are going to waste my time and taxes, I want something in return. A super good looking guy in the Senate would at least entertain me while he's wasting time, energy and money doing stupid things. Now, if we could just get a super good looking guy who can sing, that'd really make me think my tax dollars are well-spent, and I don't mean any of the previous ex-rock'n'roller/actor/etc., in the government either. I mean, somebody REALLY hot. And scruffy too. Yeah.

Hey, maybe I should sue the Senate for trauma and emotional damage I am suffering by having to look at the repulsos in there now! (Yeah, I just made up that word.)

Hmmm, I could envision getting together a long list of people, creatures, spirits, gods, idols (including those in Hollywood) that I'd like to start legal proceedings against. Let's see. How about suing Albert Einstein for creating the theory behind the atomic bomb? How about legally nailing Poiseidon for all those Tsunamis down in Indonesia? Makes sense to me. After all, he IS the god of the ocean. Oh, yeah! And all those doctors that make medical mistakes? A lawsuit naming both Hippocrates AND Apollo for both creating that damned impossible to follow Hippocratic Oath and mentoring allphysicians, competent or not!! And, come on, I know you'll ALL support me here--perhaps a class action suit against ARES/MARS, the absolute god of WAR!?! (Where am I getting these names and occupations? Shame on you! How can you create mythologies if you don't know the original players?)

If Senator Ernie Chambers wants to sue somebody, I can email him this list faster than you can say, "God Bless'!

In fact, maybe I will. Maybe I will.

Signing off

P.I. Barrington

Posted by P.I. Barrington 2007-09-20 20:58:19

Wednesday, September 12, 2007
I am confused!

I keep getting a higher number each time I log onto this blog indicating that someone is checking it out yet there are no comments. Is it just me?

Posted by P.I. Barrington 2007-09-12 23:16:12

Saturday, September 8, 2007
Animal-Humans part II

Can GoatBoy be very far away?

Posted by P.I. Barrington 2007-09-08 14:07:33

Friday, September 7, 2007
Animals/Humans?

The latest yahoo news regarding mixing animal and humans for stem cell generation? I think somebody's been watching Rob Schneider's "The Manimal" comedy too many times!

Posted by P.I. Barrington 2007-09-07 14:35:16