The Emcaw Journal
Friday, March 24, 2006
None of your business
Hey why did you come? I thought that I just wrote that none of this is your business. Yet it is in a way because it is online and that means you will look at this whether it is your business or not. I am angry today (is this your business?) and I want to run away. But that is stupid because running never solves anything and besides I am broke ;). I don't know if I would stay if I wasn't. Let me think about that really quickly. No I probably wouldn't have. Ya. I wouldn't have. I wouldn't be here at all. But, alas, there are library fines to be paid (I know- Im just to lazy to care enough to return them) and there are notebooks and pens to be bought (ahh, the traumas of a 14 year old writer) and I run out of money, notebooks, and pens faster than the speed of light (last time I went through them so fast I broke the sound barrier visibly) and truthfully my mom hatesme and all that I stand for (no this comment was not because she wouldn't buy me a skirt and no, I do not hate her back, rather I accept it and move on to the good things in life) so she does not buy me pens or notebooks. Wow. That is the longest sentence I have ever written. Do you think I could win a prize for it? The longest sentence ever without being arun one? What is the longest sentence ever? I really want to know.
Posted by Emcaw Canp 2006-03-24 14:03:37
Friday, March 3, 2006
A Bit About Me.
Sorry. The other one was a bit random if you know what I mean. I would tell you my name, but I go by Emcaw Canp online. For those who don't know if that is a girls or a boys name, that sucks for you. You will just have to wait for me to slip which I am, now won't you? BUT... You can guess and I might lie and I might not, it all depends. But it would only take three guesses as to what I am.(Come on: Boy, Girl, Transgendered[Im not sure which that would be considered hence the third catagory]). Ive never met a transgendered person... Thats interesting. Has anyone else in the world? Are you? Please email me at email@example.com, I really want to know. That is all about that. Lets see... I live in California and Im 14 years old... Oh yea. And I want to be more famous than Poe (If you dont know who Poe is then I know that I might be able to actually reach my goal). I got my fakename from my intials for the first name (EMC) and from my favorite authors in the last name (Carroll and Poe aka Canp). More later.
Posted by Emcaw Canp 2006-03-03 09:34:52
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Mr. Blue has a shoe,
Posted by Emcaw Canp 2006-02-28 14:13:50