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I'll empower intellectually strong and morally strong, but politically vulnerable little girls, use them to control the unbroken few, and then if their subordinates don't break, I'll advertise that the subordinates are being disagreeable and argumentative to the little girls....Ha ha! I can even use a series of task, criticism, task, criticism to break their creative spirits, then I will ask them to be more creative and will demand OPEN COMMUNICATION to cover the fact that I am destroying their personalitys. I'll use words like "ethics", "character" a lot and donate some money to charity and offer some bonuses to make me a SAINT!!, THEN THEY WILL BUY EVERYTHING I SAY...Everyone believes a saint. Yea, promise stuff, give cash then, while in "I'm a Saint" mode, lay in some suggestions.....I'll be the high priest interpretter of business books like Jim Jones used the Bible, and if anyone shows me ABSOLUTE loyalty I will reward them publically with a new car....someone who dedicates their life to me......a new car.....but I'll have to give some speaches on how I want people to be self empowered...can't be too obvious......(anger burned in his eyes) if anyone falls short of absolute loyalty to my every word, I will wear them down slowly and indirectly...BUT....BUT......IF I GET THESE ANIMALS IN A SUGGESTIVE STATE I MUST BE CAREFUL WHO LAYS IN THE SUGGESTIONS. TOMORROW WE WILL PAINT THE EYE OF THE DARUMA, I can make some progress there. THEN I CAN WORK MY GENIUS MAGIC OVER TIME. HA HA.

Swinecheese pinned a button on his vest pocket, that says "I'm sane". He chuckled as he glanced away from his book marked "genius notes", and up at his most prized possession....a coconut head that he got from some suck up. "This will work, Adolph" said Swinecheese to his Daruma. Longarm entered the room and Lavoritory glanced down quickly from the Most Ethical and Honorable Mr. Swinecheese..Longarm began laughing along with Swinecheese, "It must be very funny, Mr. Swinecheese. "No one has your sense of humor".

"Why thank you Longarm. Are you ready for the big day?

"You bet ya boss. Not like Stinkfinger. Stinkfinger's never ready. He's such an ass."

"Why you get 4 points, Buzzflap", responded Swinecheese.

"Yes, what an ass!" laughed everyone in unison...too late to scrape up more points.

"Ha ha ha ha", laughed Swinecheese. "Yes, everyone but Stinkfinger is a leader, and you will all be millionares if you only lead Stinkfinger. Why if he doesn't listen to your every word, it's like he's stealing from your pocket books."

"How dare that monster!"

"hmmm, sounded contrived Buzzflap, but 2 more points for effort".

The others were disheartened at the slipped opportunity.

Miss Lavoritorie packed her brief case with her awards for the week, and proceeded through the hallway, past the gold bust of Swinecheese, and past Stinkfinger's desk. Goodbye Stinkfinger, whispered Miss Lavoritory in a sweet condescending tone. Even though Stinkfinger was not one of the leaders, Miss Lavoritory was willing to lower herself to his sewage level (although she would pull her priviledge power in a snap if necesssary to give the stinkbag a reality check).