Sally started to recite a litany of transgressions of her neighbor's, by beginning with the couple, at the end of the trailer park.
Their names are Chuck and Diane. Sally went on to tell me a story, that Diane had told her, when she had first moved in.
Chuck, Diane found, had been frequenting a chat room for almost a year. Diane told Sally she had walked in on Chuck, one day while he was amusing his fancies. She had caught him in the most embarrassing of situations. She had forced him to explain, what exactly what it was he had been doing. and this was the story he told.
The people in there knew Chuck, as Julie. Chuck said men were always sending him instant messages, and asking what he looked like. They wanted to know how big his breasts were.
Chuck had an old picture of his niece he sent when would someone ask.
He said it showed her in a bikini, on the beach, from when she was 19 years old. She is totally hot in it Chuck said.
Chuck, told Diane, he got all kinds of responses from all kinds of men. The responses ranged from wanting to fly across the United States, and meet him, to proposals of marriage.
Chuck said he found it very amusing. The women of this one particular chat room, were very territorial when it came to the men, they considered to be available.
If they were standing next to each other in an alley, blows would surely be exchanged he explained. Not all of them are like, Chuck said. But the large percentage are. Chuck said it amused him, flirting with the men that went in there, trying to get a rise from the cackling hens.
It started, Chuck said, when this guy somewhere in the Nevada dessert had wanted to leave his wife, quit his job, and move here to Colorado so he could be nearer me, Chuck told Diane. Well we exchanged pictures, then instant message's started flooding me, Chuck told her, and the next thing I know, he wanted to have cyber sex.
Well, I've never had this particular form of sex, Chuck told Diane. So I had to ask, how a person had sex in cyberspace, and what exactly it entailed. His reply was, I take my clothes off you take your clothes off, we sit here, and describe what were doing to ourselves and what you would like to do, if I was there with you.
Well at first I sat there, aghast, not quite knowing what to do, he told Diane. Reading Redbook, had allowed me some insight into how a woman might think, but not enough to want to try and figure out what a woman might say.
So Chuck told him, he had never done this before, but if he wanted to lead the way he will see if he can follow. Chuck said, the man started by describing his manly physique, (having seen his picture previously, Chuck said he wondered to himself what the hell he was smoking) he then went on to describe the act, of removing his undergarments.
Now he said he was totally nude, and it's my turn. Diane said Chuck, looked pitiful as he explained. Chuck said he started by saying it was hot this summer so he was wearing nothing but a tube top, and some frilly lace panties.