Discussion in 'Collaborative Stories' started by MrBF1V3, Sep 5, 2007.
Ha! That's a good one WindowBar.
I second that motion l--brillant WB!
Ten characters make a valid post, apparently.
I saw Cloud snorkellers in the sky. Their needle claws etched glorious art that fell on my face as rain.
Ok Hoodwink, I want the story. I just have to know about a world with Cloud snorkellers!
“Simplicity is a virtue. But alas, how simple can it be to split one’s head open with an axe?” announced the weapons trainer.
Just a little literal doodling.
"I do my best work one on one," Said the hooded figure, "Just you, me, and scalpel makes three."
Rozinante dude that's chilling.
Here's the opener to a novel I finished writing a while ago.
Here's the first three lines to another novel I'm working on.
Here's my shot:
Good stuff, Moose. You wrote a novel? That is cool! What is it about?
Why does she have to die?? WHY!!?? Bronzed breasts are so hard to find, you should definitely kill someone else.
'Keep reading this book or your family ends up in the mincer.'
(Apologies if it's already been done.)
There were two things John Hood could not live without, pizza, and the warm fuzzy feeling he got from killing people with his bare hands.
"The papers swirled above my head in a fanciful pattern; not that I claimed to be an expert in such matters, as the blast rifle punctuated the point nicely"
"You will enjoy these twenty-four words, or I shall slice through your head with this meat cleaver. You do not deserve twenty-five."
"$1000 Reward, Dead or Alive" - but this was the first time a dog stared back at me instead of the usual harden criminal mug.
Someone gasped. Sitting up, I found myself staring back at a room filled with people with no idea how I got there. I hate Mondays.
Tiny bearded men were hacking at the remains of my new washer and dryer. I gave up and went to the laundromat.
"I gotta piss" Jeremy said
"Go then, your chances of getting hit are slight." Michael said over the cacophony of artillery.
"I'll hold it."
I can't believe this thread is still active. Go us.
"For five hundred years the planet has been dying. Even the oldest of souls cannot remember the bounty and happiness the planet used to produce.
I love this thread! There are so many now that I will only say this
MrBF1V3 is very good at the hook.
Bob Lock was funny
Power to the J had a couple of good ones
Oh heck there are just too many...Luya, Sonja, and the lord of all things Inane were good too...just to name a few more!
He spat into the blood seeping from her head wound and dyeing the half-eaten candyfloss by her cheek.
'Let's roll, Dee.'
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