Pothealer
May 28th, 2005, 09:22 PM
Arnold Schwarzenegger would be Kirk.
Jean Claude Van Damme would be Spock, delivering numerous "Vulcan Head Kicks" and "Mind Melds (not what you think)."
Chuck Norris would be Bones.
The USS Free Enterprise would carry a full compliment of nuclear warheads. Remember "Miri?" Instead of trying to save the kids, they'd nuke the vicious little brats from orbit.
Instead of understaffed landing parties, the Enterprise would land its compliment of marines. They would be led by Col. Hicks.
The Prime Directive? What's that?
Phasers? Gatlin guns with underbarrel grenade launchers are better.
The Genesis project would be perfectly served using protomatter. Instead of lush tropical rain forrests, it would cover the surface with thorns. Then the planet would explode. Eat vacuum, alien scum!
Jean Claude Van Damme would be Spock, delivering numerous "Vulcan Head Kicks" and "Mind Melds (not what you think)."
Chuck Norris would be Bones.
The USS Free Enterprise would carry a full compliment of nuclear warheads. Remember "Miri?" Instead of trying to save the kids, they'd nuke the vicious little brats from orbit.
Instead of understaffed landing parties, the Enterprise would land its compliment of marines. They would be led by Col. Hicks.
The Prime Directive? What's that?
Phasers? Gatlin guns with underbarrel grenade launchers are better.
The Genesis project would be perfectly served using protomatter. Instead of lush tropical rain forrests, it would cover the surface with thorns. Then the planet would explode. Eat vacuum, alien scum!