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lol i cant just imagine it now
"maerad maerad the light is once agian under attack!"
"what are you talking about cadvan i turned sharma into a rabbit and we called him sharmy remember"
"sharmy escaped from his cage and has made a gian rabbit army that is threatning to eat all the mushrooms"
"OH NO NOT THE MUSHROOMS"

sorry i got a little carried away:D

[Eyes of Wolf]

Oh no!
"We must stop them!"
"How, Cadvan?"
"By turning them into rabbits, of course!"
"They are already rabbits, Cadvan!"
"Oh yes..."

[SadeiJo]

"We need a new animal.. what about flies? Surely they are harmless enough"
"Nonsense, no matter what we turn Sharma into he'll still come back to haunt us, he grows stronger with every transformation."
"What do we do?"
"We eat him, of course."

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"yay rabbit soup! come on cadvan lets go hunt him!"
"ummm...i dont know i mean ill have to stop watching the bold and the beautiful. cant we go in the break?"

[Eyes of Wolf]

"No! Come on Cadvan, let's go!"
"What will we kill the rabbits with?"
"The White Flame!"
Cadvan and Maerad travel until they see a huge horde of glaring rabbits. Then they...

[SadeiJo]

...arrrive at a tricky problem.
"Er.. Cadvan, which one is Sharma?"
"They all look alike."
"What do we do... we can't kill them all. They are harmless bunny rabbits!"
"We have to, there is no other way."

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"oh but there so cute! how could you even think about killing all thses rabbits cadvan?"
"but theyll eat ALL the mushrooms"
"who cares look at the" maerqad picks up a rabbit and cuddles it "oh cadvan can we keep it? can we can we? P.L.E.A.S.E.!!!" she grins at him
"oh here we go agian" while they were distracted shrama and his army attacked but maerad and cadvan did not notice the screaming of the people becuase they were in a heated argument
"I SAY WE KEEP IT!"
"I SAY WE DONT AND THAT IS FINAL"
...

[SadeiJo]

Several rabbits attack all at once, biting their poisonous fangs (for Sharma had been busy with the general genetics of rabbits) into Cadvan's and Maearad's unprotected flesh. The poisonous took instant effect, more septic than the deadliest mushroom... everything looked so dour as the two bards fell hard on the ground...

[Pellinorfan11]

only to relize that they where wearing fat suits so they came away unharmed and killed sharmy and had a delciouse rabbit and mushroom stew

[SadeiJo]

(Awe! that's too happy an ending!)

But eating Sharma was a bad mistake. Corrupted from his many years of evil doing, he was filled with a malice that, as Cadvan and Maerad eat his cooked flesh, seeped into their own bodies.