[J shizzle]

J Shizzle presents the First Annual SOIAF J Shizzle awards

First up,

Usurper of the Year award:
Nominations:
Robb Stark
Balon Greyjoy
Renly Baratheon
Joffrey Baratheon

Winner: Robb Stark
Notes: Undefeated in the field, got the shaft at the red wedding. Tough Break. Renly was a close second, would have helped to fight a battle.

Sidekick of the Year Award:
Nominations:
Ser Kevan Lannister(Tywin Lannister)
Ser Bronn(Tyrion Lannister)
Greatjon Umber(Robb Stark)
Hodor!(Bran Stark)

Winner:Ser Kevan Lannister
Notes: Still alive, and in good shape. Not to mention he is rich. Second place goes to the Greatjon. Sorry, Hodor.

Knight of the Year award:
Nominations:
Ser Gregor Clegane
Ser Jaime Lannister
Ser Osmund Kettleblack
Ser Bronn

Winner:Ser Gregor Clegane
Notes: He gets the job done, whatever his tactics may be

True Knight of the Year award:
Nominations:
Ser Balon Swann
Ser Loras Tyrell
Brienne of Tarth
Sandor Clegane

Winner: Sandor Clegane
Notes: Not even a knight, that may make him the truest knight of all. Enough said.

Hand of the Year award:
Nominations:
Tywin Lannister
Tyrion Lannister
Ned Stark
Jon Arryn

Winner: Tyrion Lannister
Notes: He is alive. A tough year for this category.

Bastard of the Year award:
Nominations:
Jon Snow(Bastard of Winterfell)
Ramsay Snow(Bastard of Bolton)
Any of the Sand Snakes

Winner: Jon Snow
Notes: Rough year for the bastards. Jon added a title to his name though.

Love to hate him Award:
Nominations:
Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish
Varys the spider
Vargo Hoat
Stannis Baratheon

Winner: Littlefinger
Notes: Love to hate a man who crossed Ned Stark. Hate you Petyr.

Last, but finally not least:

The J shizzle award for Favorite Character:
Nominations:
Tyrion Lannister
Jon Snow
Sansa Stark
Davos Seaworth

Winner: Tyrion Lannister
Notes: You cant live with him, cant live without him. Takes home his second Shizzle.

Tell me what you guys think.
Got anything to add?(this was meant for comical purposes and debates)

[Obtuse]

Hey, that's pretty good stuff. Can't say I disagree with any of the award winners.

I do have a suggestion though. Maybe a spoiler warning for those who aren't up to date on the series. Just in case. :)

[saintjon]

Oh I totally disagree with about half of them, but especially the Hound. In the whole Sone of Ice and Fire setting my pic for true knight thus far would be good old Sir Duncan. I've yet to see anyone else in the story be so true to their vows that they'll bootstomp a princeling for the sake of a common puppeteer.

Another big disagreement is with Renly. He probably had the least claim for what he tried to get, and he could've had it all if he hadn't dinked around the countryside partying for so long.

[kingma15]

J Shizzle presents the First Annual SOIAF J Shizzle awards


Hand of the Year award:
Nominations:
Tywin Lannister
Tyrion Lannister
Ned Stark
Jon Arryn

Winner: Tyrion Lannister
Notes: He is alive. A tough year for this category.


I would of thought Jaime Lannister would have at least got a look in for *Hand* of the Year (or lack thereof!)