[spring]

so i guess you're with me:D so thats two people so far.....

[piglover4551]

Hello!:d :d

[piglover4551]

count me in!:D

[spring]

yay pig, so are you gonna teach us how to make a fire:p

[piglover4551]

oh! yes! of course...ahem..but I must warn you, it is a very deifficult task, and only after years of practice may you even hope to make FIRE. But it is completely worth it.

anywho

Step 1. Find a big open space( Preferably not inside your house, so it doesnt burn down.)

Step 2. Fin a stick, about, hm, 20 miles long should do. Then, find a walrus.

Step 3. Have the walrus you found in step 2 by you some fish at the store.

Step 4. With that fish, hm..oh wait..what's the fish for again? you trade the fish for some matches from a hobo. (considering the hobo has matches)

Step 5. Tell the walrus to have a great day and send 'em home.

Step 6. With those matches, find a stcik about, say 2 inches long, light that stick on fire.

Step 7. After doing a tribal dance with that stick while its on fire, toss it onto the large stick.

Step 8. Now, watch in amazement while the stick catches on FIREEEEEEEEE.
hehehe


Like I said before, it is a tedious process, but well worth it!:D :D :D :D

[spring]

lol, it does seem difficult but i'm a good a student and i'm so good with walruses i have some in my back garden:D :p ;) i'm sure with your excellent teaching methods i could learn how to make a fire say in a month:confused:

[piglover4551]

a month? well, you are very determined! lol good, good, you have had experience with walrus as well? it always helps, that probably the hardest part, after the 20 mile long trree opf course:D :D

and im sure along with ure walrus training you might ba able to accomplish it in a month! i look forward to taching you oh pellinor scout!:D

[piglover4551]

well i have to go:( but keep practicing!:D :D

[Jenny Lee]

HA HA!! ROFL!! Can I join? *Jenny looks hopeful*

[spring]

of course i'll keep practising pig:p ;) jenny lee you can join we would love to have you, all pellinor fans can:D