[DaniCarr]

Oh like on in B-C where in a certain town your cat can't howl after 8pm

[Jennistar]

I wish I could have cat...but my mum is allergic and so am I weirdly...But if it was up to me, I'd still own a cat!

WEIRD LIFE STORY:
I visited my Grandma (who I hadn't seen since I was 3) whilst here in Aus...and as soon as I came in the door, her cat ATTACHED itself to me, and totally fell in love!
And then I later found out that the cat had once belonged to my divorced-no communication with me for no reason at all-father...it's like it KNEW when I first came in that I had a connection with its previous owner...:eek:

I've always been lucky when it comes to friends...I'm not particularly talkative, but I always seem to end up in a place that has people just like me, so that we just click without me having to try too hard...however, this gap year has improved my confidence no end, so maybe that's changed now...*wanders off musing* :rolleyes:

[Sirkana]

Wow that story is so cool! I'm also allergic to cats but I love them anyway :D

[Fallen-Petals]

lol, how can there be so many absurd laws?! And I don't know where they came up with the Oklahoma law... because as far as I know, there is no coast! Oh, and I love the one "You can't kill a squirrel with a gun in a courtroom in Mississippi". You can't eat mince pies?!:eek: How do you enforce that? It's impossible. And... only welshmen? :D


I'll explain it!! :) when the English couldnt invade wales they put up gates in chester (one of hte oldest cities ever). At six o' clock pm it was legal to shoot any welshman woman or child (all welsh) with a cross bow and arrows. Yes it was actually piut in plac ebut is now no-longer in pracitse because of all he other laws about discrimination.

[Fallen-Petals]

I just found out that England still has these laws in place. It was written by a Yank as he refered to himself. Saying we brits like to be sensible!! Ha Has he NOT heard of the new PM!! :D:D:D

. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen.

8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing.

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour.

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.

11. It is illeagal to though a cat over a castle wall with a catapult

[ServalSpirit]

Why would they want to throw a cat over a wall with a catapult?!?! :eek::eek::eek: Poor cat!!! Thank goodness it's illegal!

Oh, and read my fic! I just posted the sixth chapter of "After the Battle"! The link is on "Write you own pellinor story or poem" and please review if you read it! Even if you don't like it!

[Stenny]

lol :D i've heard them all before, i just couldn't remember them! they still make me laugh though, especially the pregnant woman and the policeman's hat :rolleyes::D

[fantasmic]

thats so funny:D

[Sirkana]

There are whole books of these stupid laws...apparently, some guy once went around the world finding out different countries' stupid laws and breaking them! :rolleyes:

[Savendia]

How do they plan on enforcing the first one?

"You're dead, go to jail?":rolleyes::p:D

Methinks they don't get many repeat offenders, at least...:p:D:rolleyes: