[Fallen-Petals]

Yep!!:D:D

How about Friends are like wetting yourself every one can see it only you can feel its warmth


I got that from a site of strange quootes!!

[DaniCarr]

lol who said that, it's wonderful, it kind of reminds me of one, one sec and I'll find it.

[Fallen-Petals]

No Idea!!!


This one is for enkir



I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

[Fallen-Petals]

another one for Enkir

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. :D:D

[summer]

this isn't so much a quote as a piece of quite interesting information.......well i suppose it is kind of a quote cause i'm quoting it from a website..... that counts, right?:)

Marshall Blucher, the Prussian General whose intervention won the Battle of Waterloo, suffered from the paranoid delusion that he had been made pregnant by a French grenadier, and was about to give birth to an elephant.

[summer]

now THESE are actual quotes, from the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, by Douglas N. Adams (heheh his initials are D-N-A :D)

"`You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasently like being drunk.'
`What's so unpleasent about being drunk?'
`You ask a glass of water.'"


"You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to the building plans had you? I mean like actually telling anyone or anything.'
But the plans were on display.'
On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.'
`That's the display department.'
`With a torch.'
`Ah, well the lights had probably gone.'
`So had the stairs.'
`But look you found the notice didn't you?'
`Yes,' said Arthur, `yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of The Leopard".'"


:D

[Laramie]

haha! nice!

[summer]

sorry double post, ignore this one.....well don't 'cause it has attention issues, if you ignore it it'll just scream. just say "yeah sure" or something equally condescending whenever it tells you something, that should work.......

[summer]

yeah that book is probably one of the funniest i've read

Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.

When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.


I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.

"Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear your partner has been turned into Dracula. Next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham! You just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, 'Think again, batman.'"

all by jack handey

"In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move"
- Douglas Adams the restaraunt at the end of the universe

[DaniCarr]

Wow confusing:confused::confused::confused::confused:: confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:: confused::confused: