[Fallen-Petals]

hERE ARE SOME mORE:


This is bob
Bob Likes you
Bob likes sharp things
I suggest you run away from bob:D

[Bree]

Haa.
I remember seeing one like that.
I think it was

"This is Bob.
Bob tried to steal my cookie.
*picture of bob hanging.*
Haha Bob.
Haha."

:D

[Fallen-Petals]

thanks lok at my new avatar to see another

[Bree]

Haha.
I like that one.
:D

[Fallen-Petals]

There's on its rude so i have to put a spoiler


In my room......On my bed.....The light goes out.....We crawl under the covers.......And I show you my new watch glows in the dark................What did you think I wa sGonna say?...........Urgh your perverted

He said: Why do you wear a bra you have nothing to put in it.....She said: You wear trousers don't you?

[StarLily]

hahaha those are sooo hilarious

i thought this one made alot of sense ;)

behind every successful man is a surprised woman :D

[Tiger-Wolf]

Here's one:
"A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)":D:D

[Laramie]

lol I love that!!

[roberth]

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later."

"I rent a lot of cars, but I don't always know everything about them. So a lot of times, I drive for like ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. It's really not an emergency brake, it's an emergency "make the car smell funny" lever."

"I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that."

"I want to be a race car passenger. Just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say, man, can I turn on the radio?" "You should slow down." "Why we gotta keep going in circles?" "Man, you really like Tide.""

" I was in a casino, I was standing by the door, and a security guard came over and said "You're gonna have to move. You're blocking the fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table."

All from Mitch Hedberg, some random comedian dude who has some hilarious quotes

[Icelands]

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later."

"I rent a lot of cars, but I don't always know everything about them. So a lot of times, I drive for like ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. It's really not an emergency brake, it's an emergency "make the car smell funny" lever."

"I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that."

"I want to be a race car passenger. Just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say, man, can I turn on the radio?" "You should slow down." "Why we gotta keep going in circles?" "Man, you really like Tide.""

" I was in a casino, I was standing by the door, and a security guard came over and said "You're gonna have to move. You're blocking the fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table."

All from Mitch Hedberg, some random comedian dude who has some hilarious quotes

Nice...

Here's a quote:

"Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere."