[Tiger-Wolf]

Here's some more:
"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."-Mark Twain

"Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."-Unknown

They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?."-Unknown

“Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup” -Unknown:D:D

"behind every great man there's a woman rolling her eyes"-Unknown

[Laramie]

“Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup” -Unknown:D:D

I LOVE that one!!

[Tiger-Wolf]

Thanks!
And have sa'more:

"Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich."

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."

"You can't buy my love, but those shoes are nice."

"Your heart is my piñata.”

“If you can't take the heat, don't tickle the dragon.”

"When life throws you lemons, throw them back harder."

"There are times that you really should just mind your own business, but then there are those times when you see someone dressed really badly and you just want to give’em a lot of free advice"

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hel.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Only those who attempt the absurd can acheive the impossible.

The meek shall inherit the Earth after we're done with it.

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.



:D:D:p:D:D

[Laramie]

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

I had that one on my msn name for ages!:D

[Laramie]

I've nicked all these from icons.

God made us best friends because he knew no mum could handle us as sisters.

Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them!

Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls. (this suits my cousin down to the ground!!:D)

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead. So shut up!

Yeah, I got it, I'm not a beauty.
But guess what?
I don't care!!

Knowledge is power and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

Please go away; I'm allergic to losers.

Haha. I'm running with scissors
Ow.
My eye.

Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.



I'll post some love ones later.

[summer]

really depressing quote, well it's actually an entire poem but i have quoted the entire poem so it still counts.

“Have you news of my boy Jack?”
Not this tide.
“When d’you think that he’ll come back?”
Not with this wind blowing, and this tide.
“Has any one else had word of him?”
Not this tide.
For what is sunk will hardly swim,
Not with this wind blowing, and this tide.

“Oh, dear, what comfort can I find?”
None this tide,
Nor any tide,
Except he did not shame his kind—
Not even with that wind blowing, and that tide.

Then hold your head up all the more,
This tide,
And every tide;
Because he was the son you bore,
And gave to that wind blowing and that tide!

- Rudyard Kipling

saw it in a film - my boy jack - with daniel radcliffe in it (he looked a bit like hitler for a while) and it was very sad:(

and then some funnier ones:

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
- Jimmy Carter

I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
- George Bush

Valentine's Day's coming? Aw crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
- Fry from futurama

[Bree]

"We are all visitors to this time, this place. We are just passing through. Our purpose here is to observe, to learn, to grow, to love... and then we return home."
Aboriginal Australian proverb.

[Tiger-Wolf]

:D

Some more quotes

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

"Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper."

Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.

"You have no place to hide when the most dangerous weapon turns against you...your own mind!"

The trouble with smart people is that they are too often right."

Is not romantic love the shallow illusion of the callow mind?"

The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.
:D:D:D

[summer]

wow, love 'em!! especially this one - One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - i've been saying something along those lines for months...... another reason is that while the people who are drinking are getting drunk, you can be compiling a large store of things to blackmail them with.....great fun!:D:) very rewarding too:)

[roberth]

dont ever say that...the exact thing is happeneing to me right now :o:o