[Fallen-Petals]

Wow They're really good and...Long lol

Mine:

Behind every successful man is a veyr surprised women
If it was an eye for an eye then the whole world would be blind!

[Calypso]

If I'm not back in five minutes......wait longer!

Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable

If we fail to anticipate the unforeseen or expect the unexpected in a universe of infinite possibilities, we may find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, categorized or easily referenced.

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected.

[Tiger-Wolf]

Friend quotes:

You're...
My Friend,
my companion,
through good times and bad
my friend, my buddy,
through happy and sad,
beside me you stand,
beside me you walk,
you're there to listen,
you're there to talk,
with happiness, with smiles,
with pain and tears,
I know you'll be there,
throughout the years!

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

"These people aren't your friends, they're paid to kiss your feet."

"I'll keep it short and sweet. family. religion. friendship. these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. "


"Best friends are like diamonds, precious and rare
False friends are like leaves, found everywhere."

Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working


I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?


The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish don't bother you.

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”


Being crazy is only one way to have fun....Making you friends and family insane is another

Death is NEVER an ending, T'is only a begining

:D:D:D:D:D

[hippy child]

wow i love the poem
here something i found


Are we friends or are we not?
You told me once, but I forgot..
So tell me now and tell me true,
So I can say , I am here for you,
Of all the friends I've ever met,
You're the ones I won't forget..
And if I die before you do,
I'll go to Heaven
And wait for you.

[Bree]

That's Sweet. :)

[Pellinorfan11]

my post yesterday got messed up here is my quote attempt duex

“So God looked upon all of Ireland and said,
“Damn I'm Good.”

[summer]

:D:D love it :D:D

Everything has it's beauty, but not everyone sees it.

It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you don't stop.

our greates victory is not in never falling, but in getting up when we do.

when anger rises, think of the consequences.

- all by confucius

[Ree123]

:D

Here is one I randomly read:

'Opportunity is often missed, because it is dressed in overals and looks like work'

[Pellinorfan11]

nice quote here is one directly from me

""when your heart tells you yes make sure your head says no" because there is always doubt with love but that does not mean you have to listen"

[Tiger-Wolf]

here's one :

When life sucks you need to get the heck over it and DO something about it!