[Laydon=Dragon]

well, i hate (well...not hate, but severely dislike) people who jump to conclusions about these things, like for example, one of my girl friends said that another girl was hot and people were like "EWWWW". She's not lez or bi or anything, she's just commenting on the fact that she liked how another girl looked.


Anyways, the funniest quotes can be found in a classroom. Example:
R=student
A=teacher

r:I'm sorry, i'm too stupid to answer this question.
a:Well, that's too bad. You still have to answer it.

Also:
D=student
O'N=teacher

O'N:You have to hold this [music] note for as long as the conductor tells you.
d: What if you pass out?
O'N: Well...if you pass out, you're stupid.

[Fallen-Petals]

hmm true. any way

OnTopic/: Hehe thats so funy :D I cant think of any quotes

[Sirkana]

Also:
D=student
O'N=teacher

O'N:You have to hold this [music] note for as long as the conductor tells you.
d: What if you pass out?
O'N: Well...if you pass out, you're stupid.

I know the feeling!

[Sirkana]

Yep One of my really annoying friends is racist and zenophobic and homophobic and sexist!! I'm gona show that to him

I hate people like that...

[Fallen-Petals]

On Topic Sirkana!!!!:D:D:D

[MaeradOfElliot]

Knowlege Is Limited, Imagination Circles The World

Btw, All The Quotes On This Thread Are Brill...:d

[Pellinorfan11]

"The gods rebuke me, but it is tidings
To wash the eyes of kings"
Caesar-Act 5-Scene 1 of William Shakespear's Play "Antony and Cleopatra"

"God shall guide me to my death in purity and the devil shall guide me through my life in eternal sin"-Anonymous

"Death becomes the dead and life becomes the living but nothing suits those between life and death as nothing suits both the light and the dark and so they lay naked praying death to come or for life to save them and neither will ever come"-Me im kinda depressed and bored

[Mistress Maerad]

"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"

--Lily Tomlin

"Surrender....surrender.....you whisper gently.
You say I will be free.
I know, but can't you see?
My dreams, are me...."

--BarlowGirl, "Surrender."

[hippy child]

lol
my teacher last year had a board where she'd put up all the stupid things people said throughout the year, needless to say there were a lot:o
"im special... IN A GOOD WAY"
"harriet tubman? wasnt she the one that sat on a bus"
curses i cant remember anymore

[Mistress Maerad]

Here are more that come from me that that same kid in my class makes fun of. He's annoying........but so, so, so, so funny.


"How Unfortunate."

"Glare!"

"Shock-horror-shock!"

"Shhhuuuuuuttttt uuuuuuppppppppp........."