[Silent Song]

Crazy? I was crazy, once. They locked me in a box and told me I didn't have a life. Life? That's a board game. It costs Twenty-five dollars. But I only have a nickel. Aww, Rats! Rats? I hate rats! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy, once. They locked me in a box and told me I didn't have a life. Life? That's a board game. It costs Twenty-five dollars. But I only have a nickel. Aww, Rats! Rats? I hate rats! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy, once. They locked me in a box and told me I didn't have a life. Life? That's a board game. It costs Twenty-five dollars. But I only have a nickel. Aww, Rats! Rats? I hate rats! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy, once. They locked me in a box and told me I didn't have a life. Life? That's a board game. It costs Twenty-five dollars. But I only have a nickel. Aww, Rats! Rats? I hate rats! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy, once. They locked me in a box and told me I didn't have a life. Life? That's a board game. It costs Twenty-five dollars. But I only have a nickel. Aww, Rats! Rats? I hate rats! They drive me crazy...

~Byron Childs (The funniest boy in my math class)

[Savendia]

Lol SS!

I have some:

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
~Terry Pratchett

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
~Don't know

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
~Tom Clancy

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
-- Les Dawson

[Jennistar]

Savendia, that Tom Clancy one has been following me around all day...I've read it three times, once in a bookshop i was in, once in an actual book I was looking through and now on this site!
I wonder if Fate is trying to send me a message...:D

These are my friends,
See how they glisten.
See this one shine,
How he smiles in the light,
My friends,
My faithful friends...

Speak to me, friend.
Whisper, I'll listen.
I know, I know
You've been locked out of sight
All these years!
Like me, my friend!
Well, I've come home
To find you waiting!
Home,
And we're together...
And we'll do wonders...
Won't we...?

- From Sweeney Todd, the song 'My Friends' - he's just been given his razors which he hasn't seen for 15 years and he's in lurrrrve with them :D. Actually its a brilliant song, listen to it on youtube if ya bored! (Plus Johnny Depp is hot in it :D ;))

[Mistress Maerad]

(I think I put these on here before.......oh well.......)

"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"

--Lily Tomlin

"At least 15 people in this world love you so much they would die for you..........well, what about the other few billion?"

--unknown by me

LOL! I don't know if any of you will think this is funny, but it happened to me yesterday and I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe. Once again, it comes from the mouth of the infamous Kid from my Math Class. I am MM, he is LW, and the other kid is AH:

(MM, LW, and AH are doing their homework)

AH: Hey, MM, would you rather kiss LW or die?
MM: I'd rather die, thanks.
**LW whispers in AH's ear**
**AH bursts out laughing**
MM: **suspiciously** What?
AH: ummm.....
LW: I'll tell you: I said, it only matter what flavor lip gloss you're wearing.
MM: **silence**
LW: Oh, and for the record, my favorite flavor is watermelon.

Soooo funny.......at least, I thought it was.......:o:D

[Pellinorfan11]

Kill me now god because i love him and i cant stand it-me in a dream i had last night that evolved viggo mortinsen, a 20 foot high marshmallow, and a purple chicken named Mel:P

Burns my soul kills my heart rips me to shreds and then brings me together dead alive hungry with lust-Anonymous poet

Death is my escape from the light a darkness to envelope my soul and put out my flame, then i wake again immortal and strong a drinker and a killer my is simple i am vampire-me the poet

I am mad, I am crazy, I am a loon but i will always be me-annonymous

[Jennistar]

Be with me always--take any form--drive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you! - Emily Bronte

I found it 4 years ago and it still strikes a cord today...

[Silent Song]

EM: look what I Got. **50/50** What did you get?
BC: Worse
EM: **Smirks**
BC: Well, That just means you're a nerd.

During Random Conversation in FACS/Home Ec.
BC:*hilblie accent* How's da chicken going?
*******We were making muffins

MY: THUS, DIE I, THUS, THUS, THUS. *sits up* Now, am I dead. Moon take thy flght and Die Pyramus, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, die. *spazzum*

After Insulted,
BC: Well... Go crawl in a ditch and die, That's always a good comeback.

JS: SAY IT!
SW: No, it's a stupid answer.
JS: Well, I see you don't have any stupid answers!

another time:
SW: *Taking JS's paper* The Answer's are... Florida, Loiusiana, Texas and Mississippi.
MA: Correct!
JS: *Reading SW's paper* *loudly* ______, New Orleans is not a state!

[Mistress Maerad]

MM: I got a 96 on the test.
LW: Ha! I got a 100
MM: Congratulations, your first one!

MM: I hate you.
LW: Returned.
MM: hmmm.......and what to say to that.....ah ha! I've got it. Touche.
LW: Took you long enough.
MM: Touche.
LW: Shut up.
MM: Returned.
LW: Oh great........

I swear, we have the funniest conversations........

[Silent Song]

HF: Hey, ______, Who's smarter me *points to other girl* or her *points to self*?

ME: _________, She said go to the right side of he hall *points to left*
HF: Oh, right. *makes way to left*
ME: *cracks up*

ME: Ahh! It's the horrible face of doom.
DJ: What is there a mirror in there?

[Mistress Maerad]

**are quietly doing their homework**
LW: Hmm, I like this shirt....
MM: Oh, mine? Thank you!
LW: **laughs** Nooo!!! Mine!!!
**whole class laughs**
LW: Oh wait, now I like that shirt! It matches your face now!