[Mistress Maerad]

MM: I smell evil approaching.......
**LW walks up**
LW: Hey!
MM: I must have psychic powers.......

LW: Once, I was defending this guy. Everyone thought he was a nerd. So, I was like, "hey, he's a nice kid. Just because he's smart doesn't make him a nerd. He has other qualities that make him a......oh.....well, never mind...." And I walked away.
MM and AH: Wow.
LW: Yup.

[cadvanroxmysox]

Me and ND and BS(no making fun!) and JG are walking through the book shop.

ME:*walking quietly* lots of books. I want coffee!
ND:Me too!
JG:*gives cup to ND* here have mine!
ND:NOOOOO!EEWW!
ME:lol thats funny
JG:*shoves me into book case* You're stupid!
ND:*pushes JG into bookcase*
JG:*falls into trash can*
BS:hahaha *we all walk away, but JG catches up later*

[Jennistar]

Hee hee, MM, you have the funniest convos with this LW dude...:D its true love :p (nyahahaha!) :p

During an English Language class:
Teacher: Children can pick up words from anywhere, for instance, my daughter had a lot of workmen in her house and her two-year-old son, John, started picking up technical words, such as 'undercoating' and -
AS: (interrupting) Say teddy, John! *Puts on horror-movie voice* Chainsaw!!!!!
*Class stares*

Psychology teacher (who is an uber psycho):

"...All these youths throwing old ladies - "
*Class erupts in laughter*
"Oh! I mean, throwing things at old ladies!"

"Excellent. I do like my children full of spunk!"
*Class stares, too shocked to even laugh...*

[Mistress Maerad]

LOL, Jennistar, that's what everyone says..........how odd.........:D:D:D:D:D

He's awesome, though. My friend calls him an "awesome butt," because he's hilarious, but gets on your nerves so easily.

And the second quote you have on the last post had me ROFL. Throwing old ladies......lol


LW: I have your combination!!!! Mwuahahaha.......
MM: Don't you dare try and open my locker.
**after class**
MM: Why are you walking to my locker?
LW: **whistles innocently**
**at the locker**
**MM opens locker**
MM: Why are you still standing there?
LW: My next class is right over there.
MM: So why don't you go to class?
LW: I'm waiting for you to leave so I can open your locker again, mess it up and..........oh, I mean......


He's so stupid........:D

[Jennistar]

It's love MM!!!!!!! :D

But I agree, I had a guy like that in my English class, he was sooo funny and annoying at the same time! And he was always getting into trouble - there was this one time when he was showing off and he flicked his pencil with his fingers, but it flew in completely the wrong direction, hit this boy on the head, bounced out of the open window and down two storeys straightonto the headmaster who had chosen that exact moment to pass under the window...
He came up, absolutely furious...
I almost died laughing :D :p

Okay, not a quote, but a funny memory...:D :p

[Tiger-Wolf]

These quote/memories are Really Funny. :D

A wise man does not piss into the wind.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If life gives you vodka, have a party.

If you are not afraid to fail, then you can succeed at anything.

The only stupid questions are the ones you already knew the answers to.

If the prompt tells you to hit any key, and you spend more than two seconds looking for the 'any' key, get the f*ck off the computer. The internet is filled with enough idiots already.

If your literary skills are not passable on a fifth grade scale, do not attempt to write fanfiction. The world will thank you later.

If you have half a mind to do something, stop. You obviously haven't thought it through all the way.

This is a real law in Texas: If two trains meet going opposite directions, one may not pass until the other has. www.dumblaws.com

If you can see the white light at the end of the tunnel, get the H*ll out of the way, the train's coming.

The sad truth is that common sense isn't all that common.



A man who claims to be wise is one who is oblivious to the fact that he is fallible.

Birds of a feather flock together...and crap on your car.

When I'm feeling down I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

Eventually you will reach a point where you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think about algebra.

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks it was called witchcraft. Today, we call it golf.

The rich wage war and pick up their pens to write the history, the poor go to war for the rich and dust off their instruments to write the songs.

[Tiger-Wolf]

Sorry Double-Post

[Silent Song]

MN: _________, What is the answer?
BL: Maybe...
MN: Maybe?
BL: Maybe, If I bothered to listen I'd know the answer.

ME: _______, _______ WANTS you.
KR:For what?

[Mistress Maerad]

But I agree, I had a guy like that in my English class, he was sooo funny and annoying at the same time! And he was always getting into trouble - there was this one time when he was showing off and he flicked his pencil with his fingers, but it flew in completely the wrong direction, hit this boy on the head, bounced out of the open window and down two storeys straightonto the headmaster who had chosen that exact moment to pass under the window...
He came up, absolutely furious...
I almost died laughing :D :p


LOL..........what are the odds? :D

(people in my family are looking at me like I'm crazy......)

[Tiger-Wolf]

A Boy in my alg. class said this: "I'm the one keeping you guys sane, you just don't know it yet."