[Mistress Maerad]

lol




1st Day:


(AH, SB, LW, and MM are taking notes)

SB: I don't get it....
MM and LW: Here, let me help.
MM: I'm smarter.
LW: Oh yeah?
MM: Yeah
LW: How do you know?
MM: Because we're taking notes, and you wrote nots on your paper.

2nd Day

(AH, SB, LW, and MM are taking notes....again.....)

AH: (without looking up) Do you find it hard to quit old habits, LW?
LW: Why?
SB: **looks up and bursts out laughing**
LW: What?
MM: No, AH, I think he just enjoys taking nots.
LW: **looks at paper** Aww, I did it again!



So stupid......lol.................

[Fallen-Petals]

LOL M'n'M!!:D

Here's some Only In thingy-ma-bobs:

Only in Britain ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...
Only in Britain ... do Supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in Britain ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Britain ... are there disabled parking places in front of a
skating rink.
Only in Britain ... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and put our junk in the garage.
Only in Britain ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain ... do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight.
Only in Britain ... do we complain constantly that the government does not invest in health, rail, education ... then vote for the party that promises tax cuts.

[Bree]

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

So true.
:D


lol.
Those made me laugh FP.
Especially:
Only in Britain ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

[Mistress Maerad]

Only in America.......do drive-up banks have brail lettering.


I remember that one from an e-mail I got....:D

[Fallen-Petals]

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

[Fallen-Petals]

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

[Fallen-Petals]

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

[Mistress Maerad]

lol that's hilarious....

[Laramie]

heehee me and my sister have just had a good laugh at these XD

....my sister had an accident on the carpet!



kidding lol ;)

[Savendia]

Lol F-P. I can relate to soooo many of those...:p:D