[Pellinorfan11]

Baz's arm: Ow!
Baz's leg: Quit your whining.
Baz's nose: What's going on!
Battle axe: ROFL.-Baz as He? is being killed by my battle axe *wonder where i was while all this was going on

[Jennistar]

*Howls*
These are all so great, especially the Only In Britain ones...
We really are a screwed up country :D.

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

Funny...my mother is always saying these two things to me...

[Pellinorfan11]

i think its a mom thing because i have been hearing those 2 things since birth

[Silent Song]

Only in America, we had a President that got stuck in a bath tub.:D:D:D

[Pellinorfan11]

yes but he was one of the smarter(and fatter) presidents, O' but wait didnt britian have a fat cheating c*** of a king who killed innocent people because he was impudent and back then it was never the mans fault and broke away from the catholic church because it wouldn't grant him a divorce so he could get a "trophy" wife and throw away his true wife like she was a piece of dirt

[Pellinorfan11]

Sorry guys i just went into a rant because i had to study Henry the 8th for a history test and every time i read about him i get closer to the idea that no matter how much history it might change if i ever find away to travel threw time im gonna go back in time and kick his a**

[Bree]

henry the 8th was a bad man.
however, i do want to see the other boylen girl. since eric bana is henry.
;)

"i live outside a special needs school. there's a sign outside it says 'slow children.'"

a big girl once came up to me after a show and said "i think you're fatist." i said "no. i think you're fattest."

"did you know you're ten times more likely to get mugged in london than new york city? thats because you don't live in new york city"

"enviromentalists tell us that everyday an area the size of wales is destroyed...why is it never wales?"

"has anyone else seen those incredibly powerful advertisements in cinemas where each time a famous person clicked their fingers, an african child dies? i watched those, and couldn't help thinking, "well stop clicking your fingers!"

(all jimmy carr)

[Fallen-Petals]

yes but he was one of the smarter(and fatter) presidents, O' but wait didnt britian have a fat cheating c*** of a king who killed innocent people because he was impudent and back then it was never the mans fault and broke away from the catholic church because it wouldn't grant him a divorce so he could get a "trophy" wife and throw away his true wife like she was a piece of dirt


Yes King Henry the 8th He wanted a son so he got married his 1st wife was infertile so he split form the church (Creating protestants) and married again. She "Cheated"/was a "witch" so he beheaded her then his 3rd wife died 4th got divorced and 5th beheaded and 6th lived longer than him. In the end he had 2 girls Bloody Mary 1 and Elizabeth 1 and his only son Edward died at 16.

[Pellinorfan11]

henry the 8th was a bad man.
however, i do want to see the other boylen girl. since eric bana is henry.
"enviromentalists tell us that everyday an area the size of wales is destroyed...why is it never wales?"

ok i want to see that movie to because eric bana is definitely smexy and what is wrong with wales i have seem some very beautiful pictures of wales

[Bree]

Nothing.
I am sure wales is a beautiful country.

All jimmy carr was pointing out was the fact that one would have to wonder how an area the size of wales gets destroyed, yet it is never wales. the world isn't that big, and the majority of it is water.

it's called dark humour. jimmy carr is famous for it.