[Silent Song]

No, you didn't. Unless I did when I had this conversation.:p;):D:rolleyes::cool::o:):confused:: eek:

[Silent Song]

If you give a cat a mirror it will become excessively vain.
If you give a dog a mirror it will bark at the dog on the other side.:D

[Callamai]

Here's one mum always says to me whenever she is wrong:

"What do you mean I'm wrong!?"

"I'm not wrong haven't you read my cup!?"

"RULE #1: Mum is always right.
RULE #2: If Mum is wrong, see rule one"

Oh, man! I so shouldn't have got her that cup!:(

[Sirkana]

Poor you. :( (But it's kind of funny, though.)

hehe Silent Song so true. :p

[Laydon=Dragon]

yeah, it's like my friend's sweatshirt:
"I'm always right, you're always WRONG"

[Callamai]

My mum has an account on a forum for Harley Davidson riders, and this is what she uses for her quote-thingy;

"Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!"


Me is very, VERY worried...:D:D:D

[Pellinorfan11]

I would be too so your not alone and I am quite happy with my tittle

I don't obsess, I think intensely-Anonymous

[Callamai]

"It's funny, coz it's true!" -- Homer Simpson(I think)

Wooo... go Spiderpig!

[Jennistar]

My favourite Simpsons quote that always has me in hysterics:
*Homer offers Lisa a doughnut*
Lisa: No thanks. Have you got any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.

I died the first time I heard it. :D :p
Also:
Homer: Ah, the last peanut. Covered with the grease and salt of its departed brothers...

[Fallen-Petals]

OMC thats hilarious!!

OH I found this one:

Who ever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!!