[Migey]

apart from the diamon bros series,the belgariad and the malloreon are the funniest books ever

'i can get us out of the city',velvet said confidently.
'and how you going to manage that?'belgarath asked her'
'just trust me'
'i might trust my fist to commit some rather violent deeds,i WISH people would stop saying that to me!'

[Jennistar]

Again, my wonderful 'husband':

B: I'm going to stop you going on the internet!
Me: Wh - ?!
B: You spend too long -
Me: I do NOT!
B: That's it! I'm rationing you! One hour a day!
Me: Hang -
B: Once a week!
Me: ...
B: What?
Me: One hour a day?
B: Yes...
Me: Once a week?
B: Yeah...
Me: One hour a day once a week?!?! *bursts out laughing*
B: *realises* Shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!

And an exchange between an American woman and a good old Portuguese woman in my room (she can't speak much English lol):
Amer: ...So I spend most of my time in Canada.
Port: Canada? Snow?
Amer: Yes about...*motions to shoulderheight* Sometimes this high?
Port: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Me: *snigger*
Port: HOW YOU NOT DIE???????????????
Me: *hysterics*

I have great roommates :D :p :rolleyes:

[Sirkana]

:rolleyes:hilarious...:D

[Migey]

He felt an emotion,an impulse,one he had never felt before,but before he could identify it,he pushed it down.He had learned long ago to ignore impulsive emotions and gut feelings,unless the emotions in question happened to be hate or mistrust,the latter of which he exercised 24 7 anyway.

[Jennistar]

Again, with the portugese woman (she's always good for a laugh :p):

Me: *sneaking into the room at 3am, making sure not to make a noise and wake everyone up...I can see mbed, I'm almost there, tiptoeing steadily towards it...*
Portuguese Roommate: *screaming in her sleep* I KEEEEEEL YOU!!!!!!
Me: *heart attack*
PR: Snore...

:p :D :eek: :rolleyes:

[Bree]

haha Jennistar. You're Portugese roommate sounds really funny.
:D:D:D

[Cai]

me thinks she needs help

[Bree]

I want to meet her.
:D

[Cai]

it would be very interesting

[Sirkana]

Poor Portuguese roommate...

Anyhoo, quotes.