[Jekyll]

I can't believe Brienne is really Joffrey's mother!

I can't believe it's revealed that Eddard and Catelyn are really brother and sister!!!

Ok, you go. :)

[newleaf]

Kind of silly, ain't it? Ah well.

I can't believe Littlefinger raped Sansa. I wonder if she is carrying his child now. And what was up with his black hands? Is he really working for The Others!?

I'm surprised Arya is sailing to The Wall. I didn't see her returning to Westeros for a long time. Hopefully she'll reach Jon before Slynt discovers her true identity.

Another dragon!? What does Nagga's revival through the Valyrian dragon horn mean for Dany and her little ones? Will the Iron Islands and their sea dragon oppose Dany or join her?

*laugh*

[Iskaral Pust]

Personnally I found the end somewhat suprising. Where the police turn up and arrest the opposing armies of Lanaster and Stark.

[Boll Weevil]

Especially when they are catapulting farm animals over the castle walls.

[Evil Agent]

I couldn't believe the Knights who say 'Ni!' made an appearance! :eek:

:p

[Boll Weevil]

Shut up and get me a shrubbery. Or a herring. I'm not picky.

[Shehzad]

I loved the part where Ser Jorah Mormont said to Dany: "Dany... you are The One."

[Wixer]

I was surprised to learn that Ned actually pushed Ashara Dayne off that tower, which incidently, was later destroyed by Treebeard.

[Gildor]

Yar those knights who say Ni really messed things up, but then the whole of westeros was invaded by the Knights Who Say Ekke ekke ekke ptang zoo boing.

... couldn't believe it either when the twins fell to a raiding party of cranngomen who hid in this huge Wooden Badger ...

:confused: Madness!

[Evil Agent]

I'm all for genre-bending, but when aliens from planet theta-4 landed in King's Landing, I thought maybe Martin had gone a little too far. I liked the ending, though, when they all died from the microbacteria in the planet's water supply.

(LOL, this thread is ridiculous but strangely fun)