-Asher-
November 19th, 2006, 01:11 PM
I am a Bond fan. That said this movie disappointed me. Maybe I expected too much, but I didn't see what everyone else saw. I took Friday off and went to the first show and the theater was 3/4 full, a rarity.
Loved the teaser, I thought we were going to get the Bond from Fleming's books.
Then the HORRIBLE credits (1960s) and even worse theme.
Then a Jackie Chan chase scene, culminating in Bond breaking into and out of an Embassy. (btw why was he chasing this guy? Did his partner die?) This is supposed to be a grittier, darker Bond but in the escape he shoots the propane tank which explodes, yet all the soldiers standing about 2 to 5 feet from the tank aren't blownup, killed, or even wounded? They are just knocked down. WTF.
Then, after M's little tirade at a staffer, Bond breaks into her home, illegally uses her computer and access to break into MI6's computer system to run data. Somehow this new 00 agent has found M's house, her personal access passwords and even her name. (This scene didn't work at all for me. This looks like something that was left in the original script from when they thought Brosnan would be Bond again. Since this is a reboot why is she cutting Bond any slack? She should have shot him in the head. I could see if she knew and respected Bonds work but he has no reputation yet. )
Off to the Bahamas. Here we get the only laugh during the entire movie, in my theater. (parking the guys car). Again Bond illegally breaks into MI6's computers, this time they catch him, but don't stop him. A little poker, a little rolling around on the floor with the wife of the guy he's watching and then a quick flight to Miami.
For some reason the new prototype airplane is being shown off at night. Huh? Bond, after a quick visit to a museum and a knifing now follows the new bomber to the airport. (Who leaves their gun sitting in an open locker ?!?!) Then we get an Indiana Jones truck fight scene. and Bond after being arrested flies back to the Bahamas to be met by M.
Why is M, the boss of MI6 in the Bahamas?? They inject a tracking device into Bond so she can keep an eye on him. (yet she never does...) Bond then goes to play poker, under cover, yet Bond is so sure he has blown any cover they could possible give him that he doesn't even try to use it.
We get some boring poker and then a break. During the break the Nigerians come after LeChiffe threaten both him and his girlfriend, yet leave without the money they came, and without doing anything to the girl. Then Bond gets to kill them (in a fight which reminded me of the elevator fight in Diamonds are Forever) Back to boring poker. Then another break. Then Bond gets poisoned. After running out to his car, he dies, only to be brought back by Vesper. More poker. Bond loses, Bond wins with CIA money. Then the CIA takes LeChiffe. (thats the last we see of the CIA) Then somehow Lechiffe is loose grabs Vesper and we get the stupidest car chase and crash I've ever seen. (what the Aston Martin flips 7 or 8 times if you turn too fast? No airbags?? just stupid.)
We then get to see some torture. Then someone shows up, kills LeChiffe and Bond wakes up in the hospital. Here the movie really stops making any sense. How long is Bond in the hospital? I ask because if its all the same day, then Bond should change his name to Superman. If its anything more then a day or two the rest of the story makes no sense, because M should have gotten the treasuries money back.
Bond then retires (His whole I need to save what little soul I have left speech again seems something left over from a Brosnan script not something a new agent would say.) after they reach Naples.
Then we get Bond answering Vesper's phone and M asking where is the money. Bond then goes after Vesper we get a firefight in a sinking building and Bond fails to save Vesper and loses the money. He goes back to his boat and somehow figures out where Mr.White lives from a text message and he goes and shoots him in the leg...and the movie ends. (White no longer had the case!)
Bond is an almost complete failure in this movie. Other than saving the airplane, he gets the agent killed in the cobra pit (or does he, the movie is unclear), he gets the wife tortured and killed(Solange), Vesper gets killed(a high level Treasury agent), Bond loses $150 million pounds, he lets LeChiffe get killed even though M wants him alive, he breaks Embassy sanction, he finds and breaks into M's house, somehow learns and uses her password and access, twice. He gets Mathis taken by MI6 even though he probably isn't the problem. Twice Vesper saves his life, first from the poison and then again from the organization after the torture.
OK, forgot he won the poker game. I like Dame Judi Dench but they make her M look like a complete fool. I think Craig could be a very good Bond, but they need decent scripts. This one was a mess. :eek:
Loved the teaser, I thought we were going to get the Bond from Fleming's books.
Then the HORRIBLE credits (1960s) and even worse theme.
Then a Jackie Chan chase scene, culminating in Bond breaking into and out of an Embassy. (btw why was he chasing this guy? Did his partner die?) This is supposed to be a grittier, darker Bond but in the escape he shoots the propane tank which explodes, yet all the soldiers standing about 2 to 5 feet from the tank aren't blownup, killed, or even wounded? They are just knocked down. WTF.
Then, after M's little tirade at a staffer, Bond breaks into her home, illegally uses her computer and access to break into MI6's computer system to run data. Somehow this new 00 agent has found M's house, her personal access passwords and even her name. (This scene didn't work at all for me. This looks like something that was left in the original script from when they thought Brosnan would be Bond again. Since this is a reboot why is she cutting Bond any slack? She should have shot him in the head. I could see if she knew and respected Bonds work but he has no reputation yet. )
Off to the Bahamas. Here we get the only laugh during the entire movie, in my theater. (parking the guys car). Again Bond illegally breaks into MI6's computers, this time they catch him, but don't stop him. A little poker, a little rolling around on the floor with the wife of the guy he's watching and then a quick flight to Miami.
For some reason the new prototype airplane is being shown off at night. Huh? Bond, after a quick visit to a museum and a knifing now follows the new bomber to the airport. (Who leaves their gun sitting in an open locker ?!?!) Then we get an Indiana Jones truck fight scene. and Bond after being arrested flies back to the Bahamas to be met by M.
Why is M, the boss of MI6 in the Bahamas?? They inject a tracking device into Bond so she can keep an eye on him. (yet she never does...) Bond then goes to play poker, under cover, yet Bond is so sure he has blown any cover they could possible give him that he doesn't even try to use it.
We get some boring poker and then a break. During the break the Nigerians come after LeChiffe threaten both him and his girlfriend, yet leave without the money they came, and without doing anything to the girl. Then Bond gets to kill them (in a fight which reminded me of the elevator fight in Diamonds are Forever) Back to boring poker. Then another break. Then Bond gets poisoned. After running out to his car, he dies, only to be brought back by Vesper. More poker. Bond loses, Bond wins with CIA money. Then the CIA takes LeChiffe. (thats the last we see of the CIA) Then somehow Lechiffe is loose grabs Vesper and we get the stupidest car chase and crash I've ever seen. (what the Aston Martin flips 7 or 8 times if you turn too fast? No airbags?? just stupid.)
We then get to see some torture. Then someone shows up, kills LeChiffe and Bond wakes up in the hospital. Here the movie really stops making any sense. How long is Bond in the hospital? I ask because if its all the same day, then Bond should change his name to Superman. If its anything more then a day or two the rest of the story makes no sense, because M should have gotten the treasuries money back.
Bond then retires (His whole I need to save what little soul I have left speech again seems something left over from a Brosnan script not something a new agent would say.) after they reach Naples.
Then we get Bond answering Vesper's phone and M asking where is the money. Bond then goes after Vesper we get a firefight in a sinking building and Bond fails to save Vesper and loses the money. He goes back to his boat and somehow figures out where Mr.White lives from a text message and he goes and shoots him in the leg...and the movie ends. (White no longer had the case!)
Bond is an almost complete failure in this movie. Other than saving the airplane, he gets the agent killed in the cobra pit (or does he, the movie is unclear), he gets the wife tortured and killed(Solange), Vesper gets killed(a high level Treasury agent), Bond loses $150 million pounds, he lets LeChiffe get killed even though M wants him alive, he breaks Embassy sanction, he finds and breaks into M's house, somehow learns and uses her password and access, twice. He gets Mathis taken by MI6 even though he probably isn't the problem. Twice Vesper saves his life, first from the poison and then again from the organization after the torture.
OK, forgot he won the poker game. I like Dame Judi Dench but they make her M look like a complete fool. I think Craig could be a very good Bond, but they need decent scripts. This one was a mess. :eek: