[lior]

The 73th academy awards ceremony was held not too long ago. here is my own little oscar ceremony in the fantasy genre:
the tunics were hot, the musclework was tantalizing, and the capes were smashing.
and the oscars goes to:

Best supporting male character: tasselhof burefoot.
Best supporting female character: kitiara
Best special effects:The Amber series
Life Achievment Award: JRR Tolkien
Best song:"Don't wanna miss a thing",
performed by "The Kenders"
Best male character: drizzt d'ourden
Best female character: morgaine, a.k.a morgan le fay
Best book: Dragons of Spring Dawning

A Disclaimer: This ceremony is subjective, and is not based on books I havn't read ,
so take it all with a grain of salt, my congratulations to all the winners, there's a party later in the night, don't forget!

[Charles]

Did you see Kitiara's dress. That thing was just horrifying. You would think that taste would be part of her character, but after seeing that dress, I would have to say it is not. http://www.sffworld.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Rob B]

And I can't believe she came with Tanis! Those two are worse the Pam and Tommy Lee!

[Cadfael]

I was just SO utterly PROUD to accept the LTA on TOLKIEN'S behalf, unfortunately that damn Kender stole it!!! http://www.sffworld.com/ubb/frown.gif

[Rupert Avery]

Did you see what Rand did in the toilets after he did not win an award.Im glad im not cleaning that mess up.

[Charles]

At least this one was short enough so that no kender said that they were bored. I did see a few kender sneaking around during the ceremony picking up a few things that people "dropped" or "left unattended". Luckily, they didn't try using any random rings they found. We could have seen just a few award winners go up in smoke had that happened.

[Shehzad]

Well, at least the acceptance speeches were short... I liked Kitiara's, especially the part where she said that "I got this award because of my own effort, therefore I only need to thank myself." And did you see the presenters jump back when Tas came to collect his award?