Habeed
June 4th, 2001, 10:50 AM
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Ok, I started "Lord Foul's Bane". First, the Leprosy scene...eww... (by the way, is Leprosy still an untreatable disease?). I was like "man, that really sucks...". Anyway, he gets tossed into the fantasy world...and then there was a rape scene....even grosser. So Thomas and that old woman (who somehow can walk faster than him...umm...men have 40% more lung tissue, and thus have significantly greater speed and endurance on foot...not to mention age difference) start cruising across the land. Well, since there's something wrong with the "land", I figure Thomas is going to have to fight off hordes and hordes of monsters. Nope. For the next 200 pages, he cruises around, facing no opposition except that the "land" is sick and the moon is red. And there was that symbolic battle with the fire sprites...except that Thomas is somehow able to stay alive with no combat training or skills against a bunch of evil dudes...Finally, he gets to the castle and gets on the questing party. YES! Finally time to kick some ass! Nope. He cruises around, and his biggest problem is that the ground makes his foot hurt whenever he steps on it (and the moon is red). Umm.... So much for enemies to fight. I gave up around then....as there had been no conflict. I knew nothing of the bad guy's motivations or what they were up to (besides the usual...turn the world into darkness, yada yada yada). Not to mention the bad guy, while he apparently has WAY powerful magic, is unable to kill 1 guy. I thought the "living earth" was just gay (if its alive, why can't it fend for itself?). Worse still, I thought it was stupid how Thomas gets outrageously powerful magic simply by virtue of a magic ring he just happened to have (no boot camp wizard training or anything like that required).
So why is this series "brilliant"?
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[This message has been edited by FitzFlagg (edited June 05, 2001).]
***SPOILERS***
***IN***
***THIS***
***TOPIC***
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Ok, I started "Lord Foul's Bane". First, the Leprosy scene...eww... (by the way, is Leprosy still an untreatable disease?). I was like "man, that really sucks...". Anyway, he gets tossed into the fantasy world...and then there was a rape scene....even grosser. So Thomas and that old woman (who somehow can walk faster than him...umm...men have 40% more lung tissue, and thus have significantly greater speed and endurance on foot...not to mention age difference) start cruising across the land. Well, since there's something wrong with the "land", I figure Thomas is going to have to fight off hordes and hordes of monsters. Nope. For the next 200 pages, he cruises around, facing no opposition except that the "land" is sick and the moon is red. And there was that symbolic battle with the fire sprites...except that Thomas is somehow able to stay alive with no combat training or skills against a bunch of evil dudes...Finally, he gets to the castle and gets on the questing party. YES! Finally time to kick some ass! Nope. He cruises around, and his biggest problem is that the ground makes his foot hurt whenever he steps on it (and the moon is red). Umm.... So much for enemies to fight. I gave up around then....as there had been no conflict. I knew nothing of the bad guy's motivations or what they were up to (besides the usual...turn the world into darkness, yada yada yada). Not to mention the bad guy, while he apparently has WAY powerful magic, is unable to kill 1 guy. I thought the "living earth" was just gay (if its alive, why can't it fend for itself?). Worse still, I thought it was stupid how Thomas gets outrageously powerful magic simply by virtue of a magic ring he just happened to have (no boot camp wizard training or anything like that required).
So why is this series "brilliant"?
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[This message has been edited by FitzFlagg (edited June 05, 2001).]

