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Reasons to Write


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lin
September 13th, 2007, 10:31 PM
beastiality is covered in one of those other forum

Geez, you get around sheep and they always bring up bestiality.

Rocket Sheep
September 14th, 2007, 07:08 PM
It's not beastiality if you genuinely love sheep, of course. :D

Rocket Sheep... ...world domination?

Damn those spy satellites! And that night at the bar where you gained just enough info to Lord it over me for the rest of my life! :mad: ;)

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lin
September 14th, 2007, 09:06 PM
It's not beastiality if you genuinely love sheep, of course.

Who wouldn't love those wooly lil suckers? They're just asking for it.

Dawnstorm
September 15th, 2007, 01:57 AM
And there I was thinking "bestiality" was a reference to sheepkind's fetish for ugly, hairless apes. :o

Rocket Sheep
September 15th, 2007, 09:30 AM
Yes, it covers apes and barnyard animals too. I'm just fixated on sheep.

You know, sometimes I think you lot don't have the same kinds of conversations with your friends as I have with mine... :confused:

Maybe I should get classier friends... or give up writing so I don't have to hang out with writers. ;)

lin
September 15th, 2007, 12:10 PM
I think you lot don't have the same kinds of conversations with your friends

What friends? I'm a writer.

Bent Arrowni
September 16th, 2007, 06:54 AM
Writers are allowed to have friends now? Don't tell me they can marry too, what are we going to use those goats for now?

James Carmack
September 16th, 2007, 07:23 AM
what are we going to use those goats for now?

A decorative centerpiece, perhaps?

I would recommend reassigning them to the post of lawn ornament, but after the Gnome-Goat War of '57, no one wants to repeat that tragedy. That's to say nothing of the continued operations of those FLF (Flamingo Liberation Front) terrorists.

lin
September 16th, 2007, 12:50 PM
Screw those goats: I'm sheepish on America. Nobody pulls the wool over my eyes.

Rocket Sheep
September 17th, 2007, 01:30 AM
It's taken us 3 pages but I think we have clearly established that there are no good reasons to write.

In fact I think we have established several terrible side effects from writing and I urge you all to put aside your barnyard friends and go out into the world of humans and get a real job.

:rolleyes:

 

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