[Hereford Eye]

How did you get the bug in my house? Was it in my luggage when I returned up over from down under? How did it move from the luggage to the rooms of our house? Did you acquire the cooperation of TLWSHLWM? Sounds like something she'd agree to.
Wow, it's like you spent a whole day watching me - which, of course, explains why you didn't get anything of your own accomplished.

[Rocket Sheep]

It's actually a disorder. Contagious it seems. The cure is half a bottle of shiraz at the end of the day and you won't care about whether you accomplished anything or not.