Ancalagon the Black
January 2nd, 2002, 07:01 AM
The books are explosive in popularity. It started with children in the UK...then it caught on in the U.S., with parents buying it for children, and then for themselves. Soon afterwards it was featured in many newspapers, then on the cover of TIME magazine, today there is a movie, tomorrow Bush will be painting a lightning bolt on his forehead.
People who don't usually read anything outside of their TV guides are reading this book. EVERYONE is reading this book, it seems, except me.
I like fantasy a lot, my favorte genre, and I like to think that I've a little bit of experience on the subject, having read all of Jordan, Feist, Martin, Goodkind ( well, almost all of Goodkind, still waiting for Pillars to be available at my library), Kay, Asprin, Salvatore, Rosenberg, Tolkein, Lewis... but I cannot find it in my heart to pick up a Rowling book.
I've been told that they're great. They're fun for both kids and adults, and oh so cool! Fantasy isn't just for grubby little geeks anymore!
But No, I reply, to the over-eager read-all-the-books-50-times fans, I will NOT read your book. I refuse to read your book. It would be jumping on the Potter bandwagon. Like Troll Dolls, Pokemon, Pogs, and so many other things before it, Potter is just a fad, only this time it seems to have spread to adults. I refused to support them, and I refuse to support you. I abhor those who read something and call it great just because it's big, especially when they ecstatically proclaim Rowling to be the greatest Fantasy writer ever, but have not read any other fantasy in their lives.
These people are fantasy novices, but insist on speaking as if they are great experts on the subject. They eagerly point out that THEIR book has outsold LoTR, and is soon on it's way to eclipsing the Bible.
Bandwagon - jumping inevitably brings clones, and clones hurt the genre. Not only do new authors start writing cheap imitations with titles like "Perry Smotter", but old authors start changing their own novels around for greater popularity... hey look, it's the adventures of Teenage Pug, when he was just a kid at Starwarts, er Stardock academy!
It's not just Potter, but the entire bandwagon thing in general that I have a problem with. The same thing is happening with LotR now that the movie has come out, but at least I read that before any of the hype started.
So please, all Elitists, please let us preserve our high ground and let us look down our noses at these amateurs. To do any less would be a betrayal of the genre that we know and love.
Thoughts, questions, comments welcome.
BTW - anyone have a proper name for Fantasy geeks aside from Elitists? Wargamers use Grognards, programmers use h@xx0r 3l33t, fantasy readers should have their own term... I'm tempted to bust out some Tolkein Quenya here... how about Iaur-heru? Means "Old-Lords"...
[This message has been edited by Ancalagon the Black (edited January 02, 2002).]
People who don't usually read anything outside of their TV guides are reading this book. EVERYONE is reading this book, it seems, except me.
I like fantasy a lot, my favorte genre, and I like to think that I've a little bit of experience on the subject, having read all of Jordan, Feist, Martin, Goodkind ( well, almost all of Goodkind, still waiting for Pillars to be available at my library), Kay, Asprin, Salvatore, Rosenberg, Tolkein, Lewis... but I cannot find it in my heart to pick up a Rowling book.
I've been told that they're great. They're fun for both kids and adults, and oh so cool! Fantasy isn't just for grubby little geeks anymore!
But No, I reply, to the over-eager read-all-the-books-50-times fans, I will NOT read your book. I refuse to read your book. It would be jumping on the Potter bandwagon. Like Troll Dolls, Pokemon, Pogs, and so many other things before it, Potter is just a fad, only this time it seems to have spread to adults. I refused to support them, and I refuse to support you. I abhor those who read something and call it great just because it's big, especially when they ecstatically proclaim Rowling to be the greatest Fantasy writer ever, but have not read any other fantasy in their lives.
These people are fantasy novices, but insist on speaking as if they are great experts on the subject. They eagerly point out that THEIR book has outsold LoTR, and is soon on it's way to eclipsing the Bible.
Bandwagon - jumping inevitably brings clones, and clones hurt the genre. Not only do new authors start writing cheap imitations with titles like "Perry Smotter", but old authors start changing their own novels around for greater popularity... hey look, it's the adventures of Teenage Pug, when he was just a kid at Starwarts, er Stardock academy!
It's not just Potter, but the entire bandwagon thing in general that I have a problem with. The same thing is happening with LotR now that the movie has come out, but at least I read that before any of the hype started.
So please, all Elitists, please let us preserve our high ground and let us look down our noses at these amateurs. To do any less would be a betrayal of the genre that we know and love.
Thoughts, questions, comments welcome.
BTW - anyone have a proper name for Fantasy geeks aside from Elitists? Wargamers use Grognards, programmers use h@xx0r 3l33t, fantasy readers should have their own term... I'm tempted to bust out some Tolkein Quenya here... how about Iaur-heru? Means "Old-Lords"...
[This message has been edited by Ancalagon the Black (edited January 02, 2002).]

