[manticore]

i LOVE the poll function.

[Elan Morin Tedronai]

Voldemort is Harry's father and they'll make a lightsaberfight:
Voldemort: - Did Dumbledore told you who's you father?
Harry: - Perhaps you killed him! (very dramatic)
V: - No Harry I am your father!
H: - Noooooooooo!
V: - Come with me my son!
H: - Dumb, why didn't you tell me?
V: - The Dark Side rulles!
H: - Dumb, why didn't you tell me?
V: - We'll beat together our way?
H: - Dumb, why didn't you tell me?
V: - Stop with this Dumb, come with me!
*Harry jumps from Hogwarts*
*In the train*
V: - Son! (telepatical)
H: - Dumb why didn't you tell me?
*three hours later*
V: - Dumb, why didn't you tell him, ya old skunk!
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But also the WoT-reading option is kinda funny, too!

[manticore]

I just have to know, Elan Morin Tedronai....arent Harry and ole Vold saying each others' lines in the first bit?

[Thoringil]

Here's the real ending:

Voldemort: All your base are belong to us!
Harry: What you say!
Voldemort: You are on your way to destruction make your time.
<Hogwarts explodes, Harry and Dumbledore lay dying>
Dumbledore: What happen?
Harry: Someone set us up the bomb.

You all know its true ;)

[manticore]

Good to see all the options are being considered...the WoT option seems to be the most widespread problem, though....talk about expecting your books to mirror the trials and tribulations of real life!!

[Loque]

Thoringil arent you getting confused between games there?

[Thoringil]

Its quite possible... however, harry potter rips off just about everything fantasy, so why not go sci-fi and steal a scene from Wing Commander?

[Elan Morin Tedronai]

Yup, I guess I have switched it. I'll fix it right a way.

[manticore]

OK, what about individual books? Whoever voted in the polls, could you come up with ideas for what happens in books 5, 6 and 7?

[Ogg]

Is that before or after Harry meets an untimly death at the hands of an escaped prison Ax-murderer







[Message edited by Ogg at 2:26 am, but you still can't tell any effect on the somewhat horrid spelling. Alas the poor fellow needs some sleep]