[Cadfael]

Welcome to my humble Inn... feel free to make yourself at home. But, remember to leave all swords and laser pistols with Bodger and Griff, the door guards....

I have a selection of all the finest ales and various wines and porters.... live music every Friday, a disco on Saturday and bingo on Sunday...

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[Erebus]

Hey, a new pub...well, as it looks like I may have just lost the lease on the Erebus Arms in a galaxy far, far away, how nice to find another watering hole!

I guess the same rules apply, Cad, no fighting at the bar and we remove our own dead? At least the blood will drain away easily through the cracks in the floorboards! ;)

Pint of your best, thanks! :) Cant wait til Sunday's bingo...

[e-Morgana]

Where's the piccie Cad??

Can I have a few of your strongest drinks please - I need them after today.:rolleyes:

[MrKip]

Pint of the black stuff, landlord, and a packet of pork scratchings. I can't seem to find a pub anywhere in Scotland that sells them.

[Ogg]

Give me the standard please Barkeep. A large milk

[Lifino]

Well a bulldozer just ran over my house, and my other pub had a fireplace to throw my empties at... BUT, I suppose this crowd looks cool enough.

[Miriamele]

I'll have a chocolate milk.

Hey, what's this...my shoe is stuck to the floor. You really need a better cleaning crew. And what's that smell...

[MrKip]

Ahhh, the sweet aroma of locally made cask ale. If my nose doth not deceive me is that not Bertram's Finest Sink-Spoiler (TM). So called for ruining the laquer on sinks up and down the country?

[Ogg]

Ogg walks closer to MrKip, who makes the sudden realization that the oder is none other than Ogg. He then moves to another part of the bar by an open window, where he spends the next few minutes breathing deep of the fresh air...

[Cadfael]

Hows that Morgana? Have you had a bad day my love.... "SNICKLEWORT!!!... a flagon of Old Peculiar for my Layde e-Morgana... in a clean class this time!!!!!"

Anyway... all meet Snicklewort Poop, the bartender... this will allow me to stay on the best side of the bar... the drinking side...

"A Dr Peppers for me Snicklewort..." bellows Cadfael

The Inn is suddnly silent....

"Dr Peppers!!!" snickers Ogg