[TheEvilKing]

Hey gang, I'm having trouble remembering the title of a book I read years ago!!

I remember there was a wizard who rode around on a super fast white horse and who sometimes changed colours.

There were some midgets who went on a special mission and had kind of a gremlin creature following them about.

Also there was a broken sword which I think might have been able to shoot lightning. It got fixed by the hero's wife, then they married and the hero became king.

[teahupoo]

I think that was a movie, not a book. Check http://www.imdb.com/

[Andols]

hmmmm. sounds like transformers.

[Bastard]

Midgets = Willow

[kater]

The OP said book so lets not get snarky please.

[Spears&Buckler]

Since it can't beThe Lord of the Rings, I'd also like to know what it is so I can see what other similarities it has to it.

[teahupoo]

The OP said book so lets not get snarky please.

Sorry. i thought he was joking. So i responded with a joke. Didn't mean to be snarky.

[Bastard]

Sorry. i thought he was joking. So i responded with a joke. Didn't mean to be snarky.

Same here.

[Alchemist]

I would be surprised if the OP wasn't a joke. If it wasn't then it is clear that they just didn't know that the book was LotR.

[Radone]

I would be surprised if the OP wasn't a joke. If it wasn't then it is clear that they just didn't know that the book was LotR.

I feel like a grade-A numbnut for not figuring that out.