BehemothCat
July 7th, 2002, 03:36 PM
A fifth Harry Potter book is now out (http://straitstimes.asia1.com.sg/primenews/story/0,1870,130246,00.html). Unfortunately for HP fans, it's only available in China. Here's the first few lines from the book (translated from Chinese):
Harry doesn't know how long it will take to wash the sticky cream cake off his face. For a civilised young man it is disgusting to have dirt on any part of his body. He lies in the high-quality china bathtub, keeps wiping his face, and thinks about Dali's face, which is as fat as the bottom of Aunt Penny.
Ha ha, makes me wonder if it's as good as Michael Gerber's Barry Trotter and the Unauthorized Parody (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0743244281/qid=1026070490/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/104-7433685-9111944).
Harry doesn't know how long it will take to wash the sticky cream cake off his face. For a civilised young man it is disgusting to have dirt on any part of his body. He lies in the high-quality china bathtub, keeps wiping his face, and thinks about Dali's face, which is as fat as the bottom of Aunt Penny.
Ha ha, makes me wonder if it's as good as Michael Gerber's Barry Trotter and the Unauthorized Parody (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0743244281/qid=1026070490/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/104-7433685-9111944).