[enazwo]

If you're a fantasy hero or their friend on a journey to reclaim the throne of Poody, or on a quest to destroy some mean dudes, and save the world, you're bound to be eating some binding food.

Stuff such as cheese, sweet breads, sizzling joints of beast. Then heap on the stress of evil wizards and stinky monsters chasing you, you're bound to, welll be bound. So thus there foreth this thine truely inquisitive poll.

Think about it, if you were Rand, Egwene, Zenobia, Conan, John Carter, Simon, Bannor, Elena, Angus Thermopyle, Ohmsford, Polgara, Frodo, what would you take to make progress in the saving of the world?

[Miriamele]

This is the weirdest poll I have ever seen.

[manticore]

whats a radium puff?

[Shanoncia]

Uh...okay. I voted tulips and lillies, but I was considering the colon blow. What's a radium puff? :confused:

[LePeze]

I think it's like those cheesy puffs that Cartman eats all the time, the cheese has been replaced by delicious radium

[Shanoncia]

Mmmmmm.... :p Can I have some?

[LePeze]

I'm wrong. The things that Cartman eats are called 'cheesy poofs'.

[Spawfonk]

now THAT's comedy!
i think i would take a combination of all of them

[enazwo]

Samwise Gamgee's recipe

Radium Puffs.

Past down from the first age of middle earth in the tomes of family lineage of Gamgee and the cooking of the Puff.

Ingredients.

2-fists of coarse grain wheat
1 dollup of Molassas
1 smidgeon of pigeon
1/2 dash of sea-salt
1 handful of artery clogging whole butter Mmm good
1 pinch of magical dust grandpa Gamgee found in a deep dark cave that made Grandpa Gamgee feel tingly all over for awhile.

Slowly and lovingly blend the coarse grain wheat, molassas, and butter into a thick sweet dough. Sprinkle in the sea salt and smidgeon of pigeon. Then knead in the magic Grandpa Gamgee dust.

Form semi circle globes roughly the size of grandpa gamgee's testicles when they fell off.

Then bake in an old stone oven until the crackling sound is unbearable.

Let cool one or two years, then serve, or send as an adventure snack with your annoying grandkid who leaves home to help his buddy destroy some losers ring.

[estranghero]

Makes you wonder what shone brighter in the dark: the anti-orc sword or Samwise Gamgee. ;)