[Killer Chicken]

Would anyone like a free psychic reading? I'll give you one... Although I'm just making up what I tell you, so it will be just like a real psychic.

[Miriamele]

Okey dokey. Can you tell me, O Mystical One, what the stars hold for me?

[Killer Chicken]

Well, I believe that you chose your name from a book that you were reading, maybe Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn, if I read correctly. And you live in Canada. I see many things from your aura, many things that I can see in all people. I see love lost and many new things to come. I see you meeting up with the man of your dreams, I believe that he is a regular on SFFW and he is handsome, intelligent. But he has his faults, because he has a drinking problem, which many on this forumn seem to enjoy, he will leave you for another woman, then you will be so angry that you will kill him in some alley and watch as he screams in agony. Then you will be taken to jail, but you will then have some "relations" with your atorny, and some of your joury, which then you will be set free. As you can see, these events will happen, because I turned up the Taro of Spiderman, which means good stuff, and I turned up the card of Dr. Evil, which means bad. So therefore this will happen. Goodluck to you Miriamele, and watchout guys, if you ever date Miri, don't cheat on her.

[Killer Chicken]

Would anyone else like to test my powers?

[Eventine]

Yeah, go ahead.
You can't handle the truth!

[Miriamele]

Well thanks your predictions are very...specific (if not altogether accurate!) :D

I bet you can make a lot of money doing this over the phone.

[Cadfael]

A scarlet talon reaches through the tent opening and rests upon the table... it opens to reveal a coin of silver...

"Read my palm then!"

YOU HAD BETTER BE RIGHT!!!! :mad:

[asimovian]

Killer Chicken

I see you meeting up with the man of your dreams, I believe that he is a regular on SFFW and he is handsome, intelligent.

Thanks, very nice of you. :)
But I have no drinking problem, there you are wrong.

[asimovian]

Killer Chicken,
Goodluck to you Miriamele, and watchout guys, if you ever date Miri, don't cheat on her.

If they don't cheat on her, your prophesy will bave failed.

[Killer Chicken]

Well, Eventine, you are a very rational person, so it is hard to see the future for you... But I believe that you will go on a trip soon to an island country. There you will find a treasure hunt for giant clams, but it will be completely phony. You will be very pissed off after they leave you in the middle of a jungle on the island, by the way jungle's have no clams, and they will have taken all of your cash. You will then be taken by a tribe of headhunters but you are far to beatiful to kill, so therefore they will worship you as a God and you will live the rest of your life amoung them. Sound good? The first is free, the second, there is a small price...