[Kirby]

(just havin' a bit of fun!)


Why there is no butter in the fridge:

Your fridge is closed due to temporary vorpal stasis.

The supravertical alignment to your fridge is off.

Luminous spheres are decongesting in my nasal passage.

My brain is defurbished.

Megalomania prevents me.

The nautical radiosity of the coke machine is centrally compromising.


Now if someone can tell me why the milk is over a week old, please? :)

[Talaith]

A freak temporal distortion in the time-space continuum has projected last week's milk into this week's present.

or


We have milk?:eek:

[Lifino]

No, the milk is inversely related to the subconjugal coup de main when the banlieue or the hanbali move towards liberticide and the congius of preterition is suffering from the unconformity of the anti-comestibles.

:D That was fun! I should turn my brother on to this thread. He could run rings around y'all!

-Silas

[Cygnus]

LOL! You are just a bunch of smarty-pants with big thesauri! My advice to you is to eschew obfuscation.

[Bond]

"The vorpal blade went snicker-snack" I thought I understood but "vorpal stasis" makes me reconsider. A search at dictionary.com comes up with nothing. I think "vorpal" must be a portmanteau of some kind, perchance an amalgamation of "mortal" and some other word. Any ideas?

[fortytwo]

"the anatomical juxtaposition of the two orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction "
Funny how the useless things stick in your mind and when that exam comes around you can't even remember your name.

[Carmichael]

The dumaflotchey has become unhinged from the whooziwhatsis, thereby creating an oscillating temporal nexus. Ergo, we have spam!

Almost forgot about the juxtaposed congruency of the quasi-metaphysical proto-spheriod realities bound in a multi-sub-harmonic lattice of ionic semi-acoustical heuristic overlays.






I have absolutely NO idea what I just said.

[Shef]

Someone was too lazy to drink the nutrient filled liquid. Therefore are liquid dairy product is mutating in the fridge.

Ergo, more spam.

[Carmichael]

Or....

The refrigerators core temperature-critical subsystems have become misaligned, resulting in a trans-phase warping of the superconductive outer sheathing.

The result of which is more spam.:D

[estranghero]

So what you people are saying is that...

Milk becomes spam? I've heard of rabbits turning turtle but this is a new one! :D

For the rabbit reference, we have bus lines with the name 'Rabbit Bus' so if one turns over, the rabbit turns turtle! *chuckle, chuckle, snort, snort*