[Lifino]

With this group I imagine there's been some great jokes played on friends... Anybody care to share? Senior Prank? April fools?

For me, one of my favorites was back in College, in the dorms. The showers were set in indiviual stalls, with a stone devider between stalls. The devider went from the floor to a height of about 6 feet. It made it so you could talk with the other people, but not see them. The drain was set in the center, but was slow enough that the water would collect around your feet...

One Sunday morning after some of us had gone out drinking, I woke up and went to take a shower. There were already three others in some of the other stalls. I picked one and started the water.

After a minute I cupped my feet together so that the arch of my feet made a little hollow, just even with the surface of the water. When I squeezed I was able to make a really nasty Fart sound(I'd been practicing earlier in the week) The first one was just a little one, but the stalls would amplify it and it kind of reverberated around the room. Two people were talking down the way, between their stalls. They paused for a moment, after my intro. I let another minute pass, then I 'passed gas' again, this time I made it a REALY BIG & JUICY fart! It had some real force behind it. Someone said something like, "Sweet Jesus. You alright in there?" To which I replied, "Yeah, stupid cheap beer!"

I gave it just a little more time, then I started in with a barrage of big old nasty sounding gaseous expulsions. Some were short and squeeky, some were bubbly and juicy, others sounded good and chunky.

Ultimately, I couldn't help and bust out laughing, as they made simpathetic comments, and groaned in disbelief!

I was rather proud of my performance there!

[birhutanuh]

hahaha:D
i cant recall any practical jokes at the moment, im too busy digesting yours :rolleyes:

[Lifino]

I've had some great ones where I was the butt of the joke! My Mother was the best at it...

Like the time when April 1st just happened to be on a school day, but for some reason I didn't have to go to school that day. My Mom(that's my Mum, for ya'll cross the pond) My Mom calls me just after 1:00 to ask if I'd watched the afternoon news... She says my school blew up. She didn't hear the details but that it EXPLODED! The whole thing is gone... She had to go and left it at that. I freaked! I called all my friends to see if they could confirm it, but none could. So finally I hopped on my bike and rode over to the school... To my dismay that building stands to this very day:( :mad:

Or the time when my kid sister was just a few months old, and they had to take a growth off her ear. I got home from school and my sister was upstairs asleep in her crib. I ask my Mom how things went, she say's all is well, and Molly is doing fine... But, there's just one thing. There were some complications, and they had to take her whole ear off... She's pretty self conscious about it right now, so when you see her don't say anything, or look at it, or do anything to draw her attention to it. And I'm sure that eventually she'll learn to live without her ear... I was damn near tears before she told me to go and take a look, "But be quiet, she's sleeping, which is good, because that's probably the best time to look at it... Just, don't let her know your in the room." I'm sure you know where the joke is, but I didn't catch on until I was upstairs and looking in the crib!

Lifino (http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=gullible)

[Carmichael]

Man, your mom has a vicious sense of humor. . .

I LIKE IT!:D

[Lifino]

Come on people! You've shown you have a great sense of humor. The fact that you frequent this site shows that you have a desire to be creative... Am I to believe that none of you have any friends?

At least one of you has done SOMETHING funny?!?

I once tried to organize an effort to get a bunch of helium balloons and attach them to chickens with just the right amount of helium to make them weigh next to nothing. Then I was going to release them at my College campus... We had the chickens lined up, and contacted the place with the helium... We just didn't have a good way to transport the chickens into town! I really wanted to see some chickens fly!

Or in highschool for my senior prank I wanted to suspend a horse from the ceiling. I ended out assembling a jungle-jim inside the central room of the building, in the middle of the night. The next day they opened the school and had no choice but to leave the thing sitting there all day! - there were many other ellements to that day...

OR I could tell you about the time I rear-ended my own car... That was the same day I locked some friends in the trunk of a car, and drove them over some speed bumps...

I've got more that relate to showers(funny, that)

But if I went into detail with all that, this thread would become much too introspective...

It's your turn now.

-Silas

[chocky]

When I was a kid I thought it would be fun to make my little sister sneeze by blowing pepper in her face. So I got her to close her eyes and told her not to peek. I then blew a handfull of ground pepper in her face, but she peeked and it got in her eyes. It was really painful for her. Boy-O-Boy, did I get a lick'n.
So after that I was careful not to pull anymore pranks. Except this one time, my sister and I were playing hide and go seek. I was it, but I cheated and I peeked. I saw her hide in the clothes dryer(she was only 4 or 5 and small for her age). Anyhow, I thought it would be funny to turn on the dryer. To make a long story short, she was unharmed and I got a lick'n.

[Shanoncia]

Great link after your name Lifino... and I can't help but feeling sorry for you. You're mum is mean!...:mad: Nah! Just kidding, she is probably cool if she likes to joke. And speaking of jokes... I'm never been wicked enough to play horrible pranks on anyone but I've had a few nasssssty ones done to me. And I still don't know who did it. But anyways, here is what happened... some psycho was paging firemen, police officers, priests, and doctors and putting my number in the pagers/beepers. So all night long hundreds of people were calling me and asking if I paged them. I talked to the police and all the local phone companies but they all said there was no way to trace it. That was a bad, bad, bad joke! :mad: :mad: :mad: :rolleyes:

[enazwo]

I have played my share of pranks on folk in my day. Once when I was married, a long time ago, I played a prank of my wife and some of her guests. My ex wife used to be the President of Pennisula Dental Association on the Olympic Pennisula in Washington State. She had to host a party for all these dentists, and technicians. I really felt out of sorts with this group as I was a long hair musician who spent a lot of time on the road, I didn't fit in with those sorts. As luck would have it I was home for this party. These dentists and their techs were a little on the condescending side to me and it irriatated the hell-out-of-me. So at the night of the party I put on my best face and even wore a shirt instead of my usual tank-top.
These dentists ddn't waste anytime pissing me off and I was grinding my teeth wanting to kick their asses. So instead I took the bowl of my wife's cal-customized chip-mix, from the hors`de duerves table. I then put a hand load of Alamo brand dried dog food in the chip-mix and gave it a good stir with my paw. and returned it to the table,. I'm standing there swilling mightily when these two dentists approach the table and start sampling stuff. One of them reaches into the bowl of chip-mix and pulls out one of these dried Alamo dog nuggets and starts munching on it. He comments saying something to the affect "What are those? They have a real interesting taste." So the second dentists fishes around and finds one and starts crunching on it and asks me if I know what Nancy put in it. I played stupid (pretty easy) So the first dentists trys another one and then calls Nancy over to the table and asks her what are these interesting tasting things in the chip-mix. I will never forget the look on her face. She looked at the chip-mix with complete bafflement then looked at me. She didn't say one word as she picked up the bowl and went into the kitchen then returned with new bowl of fresh chip mix. I paid dearly for that one. It took me two weeks to get back in her graces.

[Shanoncia]

Good one Enazwo. :D That's pretty gross... I ate dog food once on a bet. It tasted like salty sh*te but I mad 20 bucks! Whoohoo!

[Lifino]

Originally posted by Shanoncia
Good one Enazwo. :D That's pretty gross... I ate dog food once on a bet. It tasted like salty sh*te but I mad 20 bucks! Whoohoo!

HA! Now we know how she can afford to pay me $45us for this:

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~lizcheng/legolas/images/legolas.jpg

Enazwo, that's pretty good! I begin to understand the former element to your marriage. Sounds like it all worked out for the better.

Oh, and uh, Shan, that thing with the pagers... That almost sounds like a glitch in the system. I can't imagine someone would take the time to call more than 3-5 people, plus how would they get the PAGERS to people in the medical/emergency fields? Probably just a few of the bulk accounts had your # sent out by accident... After that the phone co. would never admit to letting that happen...


Then, I had this one friend in Highschool... He had one of those cars with the #pad on the door so you could get in without the key... He'd always leave the keys in the car and just use the passcode. I knew the passcode, so every few days I'd go out and move his car around. Like park it in the handicap, or in another parking lot. One time I got it out and onto the auxilary football field. Sometimes I'd go and run errands with it, or go out with some friends to get lunch... He was cool with it though. A few times I'd leave my keys in his locker and borrow his car, then return it to him at his house later that night...