Lifino
August 26th, 2002, 06:53 PM
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Richard Carmichael Jr. What is this I hear about you saying you're a Gopher? Have a little pride in your heritage! There is nothing wrong with being a rat, Rich. We killed millions of Londoners durring the plague. We've been responsible for some of the greatest scientific advances this world has ever seen. Far mor important that those damn chimps! We've had a much more influential impact on this world than the Gophers! What do Gophers have to claim? Huh? I'll tell you. All Gophers can say is that they were in Caddy Shack and were almost as funny as Dangerfield, and Chase! Aside from that Nothing!
Are you still planning to join the circus as a dancing Gopher? Huh? HUH? That's just the most rediculous idea I've ever heard of. To think, people would pay to see you do that. HA!
I don't know why you couldn't have turned out more like your brothers. A litter of 24. You Father only had to eat 7, and it's a wonder you made it past his judgement. We thought we had kept only those who would ammount to something! All your brothers are in doctors labs, or cleaning the sewars, or doing something of importance... While what do you do? Jr., you sit there on that computer pushing them keys. Where are you going with your life?
Look at me while I'm speaking to you!
So you didn't call you Grandmother again. I spoke to her yesterday, EVERY time I talk to her it's the same thing, "So Richard finally got a job huh?" "What are you talking about Mom." "Well he never calls. I just assumed that meant he got a job..." You should call your Grandmother more often Rich. Just to say hello. Why do I have to make excuses why you don't have time to talk to her? That's not my job Jr.
Now get off that computer and go call you Grandmother. When you're done with that you need to make your bed. After you complete that come and see me, I have some more chores for you...
Richard Carmichael Jr. What is this I hear about you saying you're a Gopher? Have a little pride in your heritage! There is nothing wrong with being a rat, Rich. We killed millions of Londoners durring the plague. We've been responsible for some of the greatest scientific advances this world has ever seen. Far mor important that those damn chimps! We've had a much more influential impact on this world than the Gophers! What do Gophers have to claim? Huh? I'll tell you. All Gophers can say is that they were in Caddy Shack and were almost as funny as Dangerfield, and Chase! Aside from that Nothing!
Are you still planning to join the circus as a dancing Gopher? Huh? HUH? That's just the most rediculous idea I've ever heard of. To think, people would pay to see you do that. HA!
I don't know why you couldn't have turned out more like your brothers. A litter of 24. You Father only had to eat 7, and it's a wonder you made it past his judgement. We thought we had kept only those who would ammount to something! All your brothers are in doctors labs, or cleaning the sewars, or doing something of importance... While what do you do? Jr., you sit there on that computer pushing them keys. Where are you going with your life?
Look at me while I'm speaking to you!
So you didn't call you Grandmother again. I spoke to her yesterday, EVERY time I talk to her it's the same thing, "So Richard finally got a job huh?" "What are you talking about Mom." "Well he never calls. I just assumed that meant he got a job..." You should call your Grandmother more often Rich. Just to say hello. Why do I have to make excuses why you don't have time to talk to her? That's not my job Jr.
Now get off that computer and go call you Grandmother. When you're done with that you need to make your bed. After you complete that come and see me, I have some more chores for you...