yurisverdlov
June 25th, 2001, 05:59 AM
In an effort to determine the cause of UFO activity on Earth (and use this as a basis for a series of science fiction novels) I decided to look at the problem from an alien's point of view.
I started writing the Top Ten Reasons for Visiting Earth, but pooped out on number five. Maybe others could help complete the list. ;-)
TOP TEN REASONS FOR VISITING EARTH:
10. Wager on the outcome of religious wars;
9. Study science fiction movies to see what future technology will REALLY be like;
8. Determine the long term selection advantage for brains that enjoy “Temptation Island,” “Survivor” and reality television.
7. Write nonsense in crop circles, have that nonsense covered by international news media, and interpreted by straight-faced scientists.
6. Experience the thrill of visiting a used car salesman and asking for the trade-in value on a QX-1010 "Hot Momma" spacecraft.
5. Buzz nudist colonies with cloaking device engaged.
John S. Morrison http://ganymede-project.com
I started writing the Top Ten Reasons for Visiting Earth, but pooped out on number five. Maybe others could help complete the list. ;-)
TOP TEN REASONS FOR VISITING EARTH:
10. Wager on the outcome of religious wars;
9. Study science fiction movies to see what future technology will REALLY be like;
8. Determine the long term selection advantage for brains that enjoy “Temptation Island,” “Survivor” and reality television.
7. Write nonsense in crop circles, have that nonsense covered by international news media, and interpreted by straight-faced scientists.
6. Experience the thrill of visiting a used car salesman and asking for the trade-in value on a QX-1010 "Hot Momma" spacecraft.
5. Buzz nudist colonies with cloaking device engaged.
John S. Morrison http://ganymede-project.com