[Jacquin]

Someone entertain me please.

I am going mad at work. It is worryingly quiet and I have spent the last few hours searching on-line library catalogues for information for an assignment I have to write.

I keep popping in to try and maintain what little sanity I have and no-one's here :(

Help!

J

[Sammie]

Are you still here tho? Cos i am here now, but i don't intend to entertain empty space! :)

[Jacquin]

I'm here, just hiding in the corner.

J (who is now quite expectant :D)

[Sammie]

*trying to think of sth entertaining*

[saintjon]

Well, I just told a pretty good joke in the jokes thread.

I could re-enact some classic broadway for you.

*Begins a one-man rendition of My Fair Lady that is, despite some acting talent on SJ's part, atrociously bad*

[Carmichael]

I don't think you can truthfully call that acting ABILITY.

[saintjon]

Well, I'm pretty good, but come on, noone can do a play with that many parts/ accents/ costumes by themself and not be terrible.

[Carmichael]

Good excuse...;)

[Jacquin]

I was quite impressed, but I think you just died on stage...

J

[Carmichael]

No, actually, SJ has a Pass from my offices...