[milamber_reborn]

Any sentence or dialogue that you found memorable, with a preference for humour. And no big spoilers.




Tyrion stabbed listlessly at a greasy grey sausage, wishing it were his sister.

- Storm of Swords, GRR Martin.

[Boule de poils]

"All my life, I've done everything wrong."
"It's going to be a long night," the Fool observed woefully.

-- Fool's Fate, Robin Hobb

That one got me roaring out in laughter :)

[Iskaral Pust]

Corporal Picker:
"If boredom was fatal, there wouldn't be a soldier alive on the whole world. Weal excuse, Blend. The real problem's simple: starting with the sergeant writhing around over there, the whole luck-dammed squad is insane."
"Except for you, of course-"
"You kissing my boots, lass? Wrong move. I'm crazier than the lot of you, if I wasn't, I'd have run off long ago. Gods, look at these idiots. Got a mage wearing his dead mother's hair and every time he opens his warren we get attacted by snarling squirrels. Got a Napan woman being stalked by a rougue bull that's either blind or sees more than we do when it looks at her. Then there's a healer who went and got himself so badly sunburned he's running a fever."
"Don't bother mentioning Antsy, he'd top anyone's list of wall-eyed lunatics."
"I wasn't done yet. Got a woman who's hobby is sneaking up on her friends. And finally, dear old Antsy. Nerves of steel that one. Don't know who made him a sergeant, but they would top the list if they were here."

Got to love the Bridgeburners.:)

[Draper]

"Nom."

The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant

[rune]

Originally posted by Boule de poils
"All my life, I've done everything wrong."
"It's going to be a long night," the Fool observed woefully.

-- Fool's Fate, Robin Hobb

That one got me roaring out in laughter :)

I agree with you on this one, I thought it was hilarious too :)

rune

[Quagmire]

One of the most memorable lines from Amber chronicles.

"Let's be brief. They killed everyone but me."

[Frostmourne]

"What do I do if the wolves come?"

"Yeild"

-ASOIAF