[Eric]

How do I become a member of Sffworld? I'm a junior member now but how do you progress to the next level? Through time?

[Cadfael]

You are a member now... you will become a full member after your 30th post. You have all the same access rights as a full member now. It is only a title, and does not mean anything. http://www.sffworld.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

And Welcome to SFFW Eric. http://www.sffworld.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Nathan Carter]

Thats right Eric... the titles only serve to support our quasi-fascist mentality here at sffworld...

So while you are, by all evident means, equal to any other member, just remember, you are no where near the same level as us elitists who have proven our superior status by hitting that "Submit reply" button in excess.

By the way... watch the sad faces turn Chinese when you highlight them with your cursor http://www.sffworld.com/ubb/frown.gif http://www.sffworld.com/ubb/frown.gif http://www.sffworld.com/ubb/frown.gif http://www.sffworld.com/ubb/frown.gif http://www.sffworld.com/ubb/frown.gif

[Ogg]

And Now The Truth: As a junior member you must submit to a full member when ever they request large sums of money or expensive gifts. A junior member will always be outside of the Inner Circle of Power until full member status is attained. A full member has been granted great powers of magic and word verse, that are well beyond those of a normal human. A full member has a secrect name of power that when used summons them to the spot instantly or will at their descretion provide one free car wash. So the real truth is that you want and desire in you heart to be a full fledged Member!

Now The Bad News: The Inner Circle of Power is only so big. This means that there are only so many positions in the Circle.

How do I join the Circle you ask?
Well that is the real trick, so forget the silly words of the Power Hungry and somewhat Luney Moderator dennizm and listen at what members of the inner circle have to say about it...

by Ogg
You could also kill off a full member and take that position in the inner circle!
It's much faster than posting thirty times!;D

by Holbrook
No, just suck their soul out of their boots.... not so messy....

by Pinfold
Save me Danger Mouse!!

by Erebus
Forget it, it's not worth your time, just look into my mirror and dream happy thoughts..

by Geekmagnet
Why are all the guys with two diffrent coloer socks attracted to me...

by Somebody British
Those Americans they really don't have a clue do they?

by Nathan Carter
Ya gotta have this thirst for power without it,well you an't ever gonna make it. That is unless you use the spike in the head of a member short cut like I did...

So there you have it, "The Quest For Membership in The Inner Circle!" http://www.sffworld.com/ubb/wink.gif



[This message has been edited by Ogg (edited April 22, 2002).]

[fluffy bunny]

We've been 'granted great powers of magic and word verse, that are well beyond those of a normal human'?

Ok so when was someone planning on telling me?

If we keep posting do we get to become moderators? I hope not- soul sucking vipers.

[Holbrook]

Moderator's are kind, forgiving creatures, just as long as they are fed enough Trolls.

"Burp"

Best
Holbrook....

[Nathan Carter]

I never said that about the spike in the head... I never even talk to any other members directly... you can't prove anything! Nothing!!

<Makes a frantic phone call to Robert Blake>
The jig is up man... it's all commin down... what? who is this? LAPD???? No.. no.. I was calling for Tito... eh... no habla englas <click>

[Cadfael]

... and there you have it Eric.

You just go on a spamming spree and you will soon get member status... and then We Mods will ban you!!! http://www.sffworld.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Now... lets take a look who has posted in this topic... more to the point... called the Mods nasty names... I think a little flexing of Moderator power is in ord... AAAAHHHHHHHHGGGGGG!!!

*DennizM falls to the floor with a 12" spike sticking out off the back of his head*

"OHHHH YESSS!!!!" screams Ogg... "I have the power now!!!!!!!"

[This message has been edited by dennizm (edited April 23, 2002).]

[fortytwo]

Is it possible NOT to be a member?

[Nathan Carter]

For a small fee I could make that happen... just point the guy out.

They ask how to be mods and we shower them with insanity... they ask how to be members and we taunt with demented jest... ask another serious question I DARE YOU! SEE IF YOU CAN FORCE A STRAIGHT ANSWER FROM THE SICKLY BLOATED TONGUES OF POWER DRUNK DEMENTIA!!!

IT'S THE CHINESE EMOTICONS!!! THEY POSSES OUR MINDS!!! THEY CORRUPT OUR VERY HUMAN NATURE!!! TURNING US INTO BEASTS!!! SOMEBODY GET ME A CAN OPENER! I HAVE TO FREE MY MIND!!!!

<and they carry Nathan away in a straight jacket after firing multiple tranquilizers into his body>