[Ogg]

Ogg has gained new knowledge. Now a mage of no small status, Ogg produces the The Book of Names. This arcane tome reviles how to change a name and
personality. *** CAUSTION *** Use this at your own risk. Lest we takeourselves too seriously, take a moment to find your new name and wear it with humor for the day...Use your REAL NAME! Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half ofyour NEW last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x =humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

* The above is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants," by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.*

I know it's old news to some but maybe somebody else will enjoy the laughs this provides.

My new Name Greasy Liver-Face

[Zsinj16]

Mine is "Snotty Rhino-Lips!" LOL
Ogg, do you actually read those cruddy books?! http://www.sffworld.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Rob B]

Lumpy Girdle-Breath.

[Cygnus]

Booger Gizzard Fanny

Just terrific. lol

We did this as an icebreaker during a training day at the library I work at. I don't think I've ever heard a group of librarians laugh so much!

[Carmichael]

Buttercup Burger-Breath?

That was yesterday.

Carmichael

[Alucard]

I'm zippy burger-buiscuits. Has a nice ring to it. Sounds like a name for a microwavable entree of some sort.

[estranghero]

Crusty diaper-lips?

I don't even wanna know... http://www.sffworld.com/ubb/redface.gif

[This message has been edited by estranghero (edited March 05, 2002).]

[Barbarossa]

Lumpy Gerbillips here

[Shadowen]

Chim-chim Girdle Nose - I like it!

[Mhysa]

Fluffy Diaper-Brain I wonder how long this useless piece of information will be stuck in my head. http://www.sffworld.com/ubb/smile.gif