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Kyleran
September 16th, 2001, 10:20 AM
I just happenned to be surfing around and came over to SFF-World to have a look. I came to check out the TV/Movie section and saw a thread referring to the title of the next Star Wars movie (which I cringe at just thinking about it). Then I come upon the funniest thing I've ever read in referrence to Jar-Jar Binks:

"Scenario:Chewy's father, known as Chewy senior, makes a cameo and bites off jar-jar's head in the middle of one of his dialogues, and proceeded to stomp on the remains of his body before defacating all over it."

Thanks Alucard for giving me a great laugh in these troubled times. As you probably have figured out by now I think the title for episode II is terrible. What is even more disturbing is that I took a poll at one of the most popular Star Wars forums on the web called Jedi Council. I asked who hated the title and who liked it. The title won! I couldn't believe it, they were so brainwashed they couldn't admit how aweful the title was. I even tried to start a petition drive to change the title but was shot down immediately. No one wants to hear it. It seems anything George says goes. I still dream about those innocent carefree days of my youth in the late 70's and early 80's. God, I'd give anything to get those days back.

Kyleran

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Sammie
September 16th, 2001, 11:41 AM
Hmmm... prehaps i WOULD dream about those days, except that i wasn't alive then! (Just to make you feel REALLY old!)

Anyway, in support: That quote RULES, and you're right, the title SUCKS man!

Sammie...X

Alucard
September 16th, 2001, 10:15 PM
Hey Kyleran, not a problem. If there was some magical job where I could get paid to write out death scenarios for jar-jar, I'd be first in line..... http://www.sffworld.com/ubb/smile.gif

Barbarossa
September 17th, 2001, 10:34 PM
I always hoped that Episode 2 would start with a shot (no pun intended) of Jar Jar being bound to the muzzle of a Turbo laser and the villain pushing the buttom.

But Alucards szene is certainly more creative, let's just hope they manage to put it in the first 30 secs of the movie

Shehzad
September 20th, 2001, 10:18 AM
"Scenario:Chewy's father, known as Chewy senior, makes a cameo and bites off jar-jar's head in the middle of one of his dialogues, and proceeded to stomp on the remains of his body before defacating all over it."

But then we'd lose the PG rating, and we can't have that, can we??

Sammie
September 20th, 2001, 01:03 PM
To hell with the PG rating!

Sammie, I know you did not actually 'say' it, but the inference was there... we have some very young members on this forum, we don't want corrupt them I am sure. http://www.sffworld.com/ubb/smile.gif Okay, we may be too late, but we are can claim inocence. http://www.sffworld.com/ubb/biggrin.gif



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Shehzad
September 21st, 2001, 04:46 AM
Warning to our younger members:

People on this board are predominantly intelligent, mature people and will treat others as such. If you are offended by any statements to this effect, please close your eyes and wait a few years before reading. http://www.sffworld.com/ubb/smile.gif

Thank you,
Shehzad

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Sammie
September 21st, 2001, 10:03 AM
Sure thing DennizM - Sorry sorry etc. Won't happen again.

Sammie.

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Cadfael
September 21st, 2001, 07:35 PM
Sammie... no problem, I do give you credit for using the '#' in your post. I am glad you did not take it the wrong way.