[Sammie]

*sweetly*

you forget, Shehzad, that i'm not worried about the charges! Tony Blair has his bad points, i know, but he's hardly aabout to hand me over to Pakistan, now is he? Really! You're going to have to be MUCH more convincing than THAT if you wanna convert me to the Dark Side.

I mean, seriously - what are the advantages for me of converting to you? What makes you think that your offer is better than that of my current 'force' supplier? And if i convert my gas as well, do i get a reduced rate?

(if anyone else can see where i'm going with this, could they please lemme know, as i am no longer sure myself!)

[Shehzad]

HEEEERE is your conversion offer to the DARK SIDE:

Low-interest "Sith Lord" Credit cards
1200 pounds cashback on your new spaceship.
Free tickets to the next Man U Champions League game
Free tutoring on endocrinology, and crushing larynxes of teachers you don't like.
And, if you join now, as a special offer, you will recive a free black cape and lightsaber ABSOLUTELY free.

RUSH!!! Our oeprators are standing by. Cal 1-800-DARK-SIDE. That's 1-800-DARK-SIDE

[Carmichael]

Sounds like a hell of a deal!

Whats that number again?

Heheheheheh

Carmichael

[This message has been edited by Carmichael (edited January 23, 2002).]

[SusF]

I'm not joining the Dark Side unless I get oiled up bathing attendants in loinclothes. Make that BUFF, oiled up bathing attendants in loinclothes, with long hair..

Meanwhile, I still won't watch x-files.

Susan

[Sammie]

Well....it's a tempting offer, to be sure, but if I cancel my subcription to my current choice of force, i will lose out on all their great deals.....which i would list if i could think of ONE cool thing about being a 'good guy'.......so bang goes THAT one.....

Free Endo. tutoring sounds cool.....although I got a not-unimpressive 75% on my assessed case study that was given back today (and, yes, I AM telling everyone. The pass mark was 50, and I haven't met anyone else yet who got more than 69! So therefore i am chuffed. Sorry, I'll shush now!)

So, only two important questions remain before i can make up my mind:
1) Are there any cute dark-knights that i get to meet?
2) This free lightsaber? Is it one of those double ended ones? And does it goes 'vwhuuUUm' when i swing it?

[This message has been edited by Sam82 (edited January 24, 2002).]

[fluffy bunny]

No- the lightsaber's one of those rubbish ones u can get in the toystores.

[Shehzad]

Despite insinuations to the contrary (pinches fingers together and watches Fluffy Bunny choke and grasb his collar)-- the lightsaber is the original Darth Maul model-- the full double-sided 'vwhuuUUm' model.

As for cute dark knights... Hayden Christensen is one, and there are MANY just like him. Don't think that I'm the average Dark Jedi, I'm just a mentor to the rest.

Congrats on the Endo test, BTW. I received notification today that I have passed the last exam, and am now fully qualified to practice in the US.

SuSF: While we do not have oiled attendants per se, we CAN offer you a highly discounted membership to the "Buff Oiled Slaves Health Club", where your ever wish is their demand.

Call 1-800-DARK-SIDE now, and we'll throw in Orlando Bloom free for the ladies as your personal attendant. For the guys, well, what do you want?

That's 1-800-DARK-SIDE

[estranghero]

Yay Shehzad! Congrats!

How about Jessica Alba in oiled loincloths? http://www.sffworld.com/ubb/smile.gif You have that and I'll sign up! Yum!

[Shehzad]

You want Jessica Alba, you got her.

Greed also leads to the dark side!!!

See if the goody-two-shoes Obi Wan will give you Jessica Alba or cute dark knights.

thanks, BTW!

[fluffy bunny]

Be one of the good guys and save lives (a bit like Shezad will be doing soon we hope).

Congrats Shezad BTW.